Keith Robinson - Calming a Killer

  • Season 9 , Ep 17
  • 06/02/2005
  • Views: 1,638

Charles Manson always manages to maintain his craziness. (3:09)

THAT'S THE THING THAT UPSET ME.

YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN 'CAUSE

WE COULD HAVE MADE OUR MONEY

BACK BY KEEPING HIM OVER HERE.

YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN, ALL THE

MONEY THAT WE LOST FROM

THE WAR, WE COULD HAVE MADE IT.

BRING SADDAM HERE TO AMERICA,

GO OUT CATCH US SOME MORE

DICTATORS, HAVE LIKE A DICTATOR

ZOO.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU CAN THROW [BLEEP] AT 'EM.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

BUT NOW SADDAM, HE ALL CALM NOW,

MAN YOU SEE SADDAM, HE QUOTING

POETRY NOW.

EATIN' COOKIES.

HE'S A MURDEROUS DAMN DICTATOR.

HE'S EATING DAMN COOKIES!

BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED

TO EVERYBODY, NO MATTER WHAT

SERIAL KILLERS, MASS MURDERERS,

SOON AS THEY GET IN TROUBLE

THEY BECOME CALM.

THE ONLY ONE THAT'S MAINTAINED

THEIR CRAZINESS THROUGHOUT WAS

CHARLES MANSON.

HE'S ALWAYS BEEN CRAZY.

WHEN HE WAS OUT, [GROWLS].

SOON AS HE GOT CONVICTED,

[GROWLS].

AT HIS PAROLE, "CHARLIE,

HOW YOU GONNA ACT?"

YAH-YAH-YAH!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THE TERRORISTS THOUGH,

THEY BUG ME, MAN.

YA KNOW WHAT BUG ME,

THE SUICIDE BOMBERS, THEY THE

ONES THAT GET ON YOUR DAMN

NERVES.

YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS IS,

THEY ALWAYS IN SOME DAMN WORKOUT

CAMP.

DOING PULL-UPS AND PUSH-UPS.

FOR WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUSH-UPS

FOR?

YOU GONNA DIE STUPID, WHAT THE

HELL ARE YOU DOING?

YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN, WOULD A

SIX PACK BLOW UP BETTER THAN A

BEER BELLY?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IF I WERE

TO DIE THE NEXT DAY, YOU'RE

NOT GONNA CATCH ME WORKING OUT.

I'M A BE AT THE SUICIDE BOMBER

BUFFET EATING MAN,

THAT'S WHAT...

"I GOTTA BLOW UP TOMORROW,

TOMORROW I GOTTA DO IT."

[LAUGHTER]

BUGS ME MAN, WHEN YOU SEE IT

AND THEN THE THING THAT REALLY

GET TO YOU THOUGH MAN,

HERE'S THE THING, IT'S ALL ABOUT

THE MIDDLE EAST.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT, THE

ISRAELIS AND THE PALESTINIANS.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

YOU CAN SOLVE THAT PROBLEM.

I CAN SOLVE THAT PROBLEM

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

FIRST OF ALL, PALESTINIANS,

YOU WANT THE JEWS OUT OF YOUR

AREA, FINE, I'LL TELL YOU HOW

TO DO IT.

FIRST STOP BLOWING YOURSELVES

THE HELL UP.

YOU CAN'T GET RID OF SOMEBODY

BY GETTING RID OF YOURSELVES,

YOU DUMB BASTARDS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WHAT KIND OF ARITHMETIC IS THAT?

YOU WANT THEM OUT, I'LL TELL

YOU HOW TO DO IT, IT'S BEEN

WORKING HERE IN AMERICA FOR

YEARS.

IT'S GONNA COST YOU A LITTLE

MONEY.

GET YOURSELVES SOME BLACKS,

MEXICANS AND PUERTO RICANS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HAVE THEM MOVE INTO THAT AREA

WHERE YOU WANT THE JEWS OUT OF.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

GIVE IT SIX MONTHS TO A YEAR,

YOU'LL SEE A TRAIL OF U-HAUL

TRUCKS HEADED FOR THE AIRPORT.

"THEY'RE MESSING UP THE

NEIGHBORHOOD."

DIAPERS AND PAMPERS ALL OVER

THE DAMN PLACE.

[LAUGHTER]

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