Kristen Schaal - Birthday Surprise

  • Season 13 , Ep 24
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 65,388

Kristen has a surprise for her boyfriend before her one-woman-show begins. (3:06)

UM, A ONE-WOMAN SHOWTHAT I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON

FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS,

UM, ABOUT A WOMAN THAT HASSHAKEN HISTORY TO THE CORE.

AND THAT WOMAN, OF COURSE,IS ANNE BOLEYN.

AND I AM SO EXCITEDTO PRESENT TO YOU

THE FIRST ACT OF MY SHOW,

"ANNE BOLEYN ON FIRE."

[ LAUGHS ]

UM...

BUT, UM, BEFORE I DO THAT,BEFORE I BREAK INTO ANNE --

BECAUSE ONCE I BECOME HER,

THERE'S -- THERE'S NO COMINGBACK, UM, ALL THE LAYERS --

UH, I JUST WANT TO DEDICATE,UH, THIS PERFORMANCE

TO SOMEONE WHO HAS STOODBY MY SIDE THROUGH ALL OF IT.

AND HE'S BEEN MY DRAMATURGEAND MY BOYFRIEND,

AND IT HAPPENS TO BEHIS BIRTHDAY TONIGHT.

AND, UM,I KNOW HE'S GONNA HATE ME,

BUT WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATETHAN IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY?

SCOTTIE, COULD YOUCOME ONSTAGE REAL QUICK,

JUST FOR A QUICK BIRTHDAY?

AND THEN THAT'S IT.COME ON, COME ON.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHING ]

AAH!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

MMM.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, WAIT!WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

UM, WHOA, WHOA.

UH, BEFORE YOUSIT BACK DOWN,

I HAVE ONE OTHERBIRTHDAY SURPRISE.

WE HAVE BEEN DATINGFOR A LONG TIME NOW.

AND EVERY DAYTHAT I'M WITH YOU

IS LIKE THE HAPPIEST DAYOF MY LIFE.

AND I CANNOT IMAGINE SPENDINGA SINGLE DAY WITHOUT YOU.

JUST THE THOUGHT OF ITMAKES ME SUICIDAL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND, UM, I'VE BEEN RACKINGMY HEAD, TRYING TO THINK,

"OH, WHAT CAN I GET SCOTTIEFOR HIS BIRTHDAY

"THAT HE DOESN'TALREADY HAVE?

HE HAS EVERYTHING."

AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "OH.

THERE'S ONE THINGTHAT YOU DON'T HAVE."

AND THAT IS, UM,TO ASK YOU...

IF YOU WOULD MARRY ME.

NO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HAVE A GOOD SHOW.

[ APPLAUSE ]

UH, I WAS BEING SERIOUS.

[ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ]

HEY.

WE GOT TO KEEPDOING THE SHOW.

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