Eddie Gossling - Math

Barnes, Gossling, Costello, Kola Season 5, Ep 509 10/05/2001 Views: 3,087

NASA is one place you can't ballpark math. (1:38)

A COMIC.

AND THAT'S 'CAUSE I DIDN'T

DO VERY GOOD IN SCHOOL.

I THINK THAT I GOT DIFFERENT

BOOKS THAN EVERYBODY ELSE.

(LAUGHTER)

'CAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER NOTHIN'.

I SUCK AT MATH.

IF YOU SUCK AT MATH, YOU CAN'T

GET A COOL JOB LATER ON IN LIFE.

THAT'S THE BIG REASON I'M A

COMIC, 'CAUSE I SUCK AT MATH.

IF IT WASN'T FOR MATH,

I'D BE THE FUNNIEST GUY

AT NASSA.

(LAUGHTER)

YEAH, BUT THAT'S THE IMPORTANT

PART OF THE JOB THERE.

THEY DON'T WANT YOU BALL PARKING

IT.

YOU KNOW?

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERING)

YEAH.

YOU CAN'T BE LIKE, YEAH,

SCREW IT.

IT'LL MAKE IT.

NO.

THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN SHOWING UP

TO MY CUBICAL--

PROFESSOR EDDIE, HOW MUCH FUEL

IS IT GONNA TAKE TO PUT

THE SHUTTLE IN ORBIT?

I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE...

ALL RIGHT.

HOW MANY ARE GOING UP?

(LAUGHTER)

SIX...

PEOPLE?

(LAUGHTER)

ALL RIGHT.

SO, AH--

I GOT SIX PEOPLE...

IN THE SHUTTLE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERING)

YOU SAID SIX, RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER)

PUT SIX OVER PIE...

TIMES SOME TYPE OF ROOT...

I GOT, FILL IT UP.

WHAT DID YOU GUYS GET?

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)