Exclusive - Jeff Ross - If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It

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Based on William Shatner's previous acting, Jeff Ross thinks that playing a guy with Alzheimer's is just right for him. (1:20)

last year Comedy Centralthrew a very successful roast

of Pamela Anderson.

And this year, in keepingwith that tradition,

we're roasting anotherbad actor with big tits.

Look at you!

Look at you, Shatner.

You have let yourselfboldly go.

When did you gofrom Captain Kirk

to Captain Crunch?

You left T.J. Hooker and went to P.F. Chang's!

You work at Boston Legal or Boston Market?

If Scotty tried tobeam you up now,

you'd breakthe f--king transporter.

But I must admit I amthe world's biggest

Star Trek fan.

I've seen every episodea million times.

And I always wishedjust once...

Just oncethat spaceship of yours

would land on a planetwith an acting school.

You sound likeyou forgot...

your f--king...lines.

And now you play a guywith Alzheimer's?

That's a f--kinglucky break, huh?

Hey, if ain't broke,

don't fix it,you know what I'm saying?

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