Neal Brennan - The Way Women Dress

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 101 01/18/2014 Views: 21,435

Neal Brennan questions women's eating habits and clothing choices. (1:39)

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THE SAME THING, TOO.

"I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING TO EATALL DAY."

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING TO EATALL DAY?

"I HAD LUNCH."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

BUT, LIKE, YOU DON'T HAVE LUNCH?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELLYOU EAT AT LUNCH.

YOU EAT THE MOST OBSCURE STUFFIN THE WORLD LIKE,

"ALL I HAD FOR LUNCH TODAY WAS,LIKE,

A LITTLE BIT OF COCONUT WATERAND A HANDFUL OF HUMMUS."

[ LAUGHTER ]

WERE YOU CAPTURED BY AL-QAEDAAT LUNCH?

WHAT HAPPENED AT LUNCH?

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE FREEZINGAND STARVING.

'CAUSE YOU DON'T WEARENOUGH CLOTHES,

AND YOU DON'T EAT ENOUGH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

PROBLEM SOLVED.

[ LAUGHTER ]

NO, I JUST REALIZED THE EATINGTHING IS A WHOLE NOTHER THING,

BUT THE DRESSING THING --I REALIZED HOW WOMEN DRESS.

WOMEN DRESSFOR THE FIRST 30 SECONDS

OF WHEREVER THEY'RE GOING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

YOU BASICALLY -- YOU BASICALLYDRESS FOR THE ENTRANCE LIKE,

"HE-E-E-Y!"

[ SQUEALING INDISTINCTLY ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ SQUEALING CONTINUES ]

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

AND THEN YOU SPEND THE RESTOF THE PARTY LIKE [MOANS]

"I'M FREEZING! MY FEET HURT!WE HAVE TO GO HOME!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]