Darrell Hammond - Vice Presidents

  • Season 4, Ep 1
  • 12/03/2000
  • Views: 2,935

Ronald Reagan urges America to take a bicycle pump and leave it outside overnight. (1:09)

VICE PRESIDENTS--QUAYLE.

QUAYLE'S ATTENTIONWOULD WANDER.

Y'KNOW, YOU HAD THE FEELINGIF SOMEONE BOUNCED A BALL

THROUGH THE SENATE DOOR--

( kid's voice )"LOOK AT THAT COOL BALL !"

BUSH WASN'T LIKE THAT,THOUGH,

WHEN HE WASVICE PRESIDENT.

BUSH WOULDLOOK AT REAGAN

LIKE YOUR DOG LOOKS ATYOUR ANSWERING MACHINE

WHEN YOUR VOICECOMES OUT, JUST--

"WHAT THE HELL ?

"WHAT THE HELLIS HE TALK-- WHAT ?

WHAT THE HELL IS HETALKING ABOUT ?"

'CAUSE, Y'KNOW, REAGAN,HE COULD SAY NOTHIN'

AND SOUND LIKEHE SAID SOMETHING.

IT'S TRUE,YOU COULD SAY,

"MR. REAGAN, I GOT A PHOTOOF YOU SKINNY-DIPPING

"WITH THEAYATOLLAH KHOMEINI.

YOU WANNA COMMENT ?"

( "Reagan" )"WELL, IF YOU UH...

"IF YOU TAKEA BICYCLE PUMP...

"AND LEAVE IT OUTSIDEOVERNIGHT, YOU,

"WELL...

YES, NEXT QUESTION."

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