A Real Black Man

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 10/23/2012
  • Views: 20,210

Denzel attempts to teach Steve about the disadvantages of being black in today's society. (1:16)

- MAN, SCREW THOSE GUYS.

I DON'T BURN THINGS

BECAUSE MY TEAMSWIN CHAMPIONSHIPS.

I DO ITFOR THE INSURANCE MONEY.

- OH, MY GOD.A REAL BLACK MAN.

[gasps]

I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO MUCHTO ASK,

BUT I'D CONSIDER IT AN HONORIF YOU'D BITCH SLAP ME

AS HARD AS YOU CAN.

- WHAT?GET YO ASS OUT OF HERE.

- DENZEL, THAT'S RUDE.

[slaps]- [groans]

- "BITCH SLAP."THAT'S OFFENSIVE.

I SHOULD SLAP THAT BITCH.

STEVE, YOU HAVE NO IDEAWHAT'S IT LIKE

TO BE THE ONLY BLACK PERSONFOR MILES AROUND.

EVERYONE STARING AT ME,LIKE I'M A CRIMINAL!

[people murmuring]

- WHAT? I DON'T SEEWHAT YOU'RE SO MAD AT.

SO PEOPLE ENJOY LOOKINGAT YOU.

YOU'RE, LIKE, A--

- LIKE A MONKEY IN THE ZOO?

- EXACTLY, YOU'RE LIKEA MONKEY IN THE ZOO.

PERFECT ANALOGY.

- DO YOU KNOWHOW RACIST THAT IS?

- RACIST? COME ON.

WE BOTH KNOWTHERE'S NO RACISM ANYMORE.

IT ENDED THE DAY

MARTIN LUTHER KINGLANDED ON THE MOON.

- MAN, YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- I WOULD LOVE TO BE BLACKIN TODAY'S SOCIETY.

YOU SET ALL THE TRENDS,

AND YOU GET TO SAYTHE "N" WORD.

YOU HAVE NO IDEAHOW MANY TIMES

I'VE WANTED TO SAYTHE "N" WORD.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, STEVE?

I NEED SOME TIME AWAYFROM YOUR DUMB ASS.

- WAIT. YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME,ARE YOU?

- OH, NO.I'M NOT MAD.

[engine revs]

- OKAY, NOW YOU'RE SENDINGMIXED SIGNALS.

[slap]

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