someone shot me a Periscopeof a Vine
of a Snapchat of a screengrab
of a text--[gasps]
That say they saw Cindypee in the shower.
- You hear that?
Your girl like themgolden showers.
I wonder if she mud sharks
in the back of the toilet too.
You already know themGermans is on that.
- Y'all need to OJ that shit.
Cindy's a classy lady
and my future baby mama.
Are you ready for some sex?
- Snoring sounds like consent to me, bitch.
Are you ready for my big, fat Albert?
- Oh, shit, it'sa Bill Cosby sex tape.
- Time to put the pudding pop
where it doesn't go.
It's not rape
if she's not awake.
- Oh, shit.
Cindy finally hit me back.
She must want to get wifed up.
- Say what, my nig?
- I mean, she must wantto have her cakes beat
with no emotional connection.
- Damn, I can't findthe sex tape.
- I got it,but it ain't playing.
What the fuck is a buffering?
- Where'd it go?
- Thanks, Obama.
- God damn it, Cosby!What the fuck?
- Man, this is some wholehey-hey-hey type shit.
I'ma go home and watch Ray J.
- Whoa, what?
- I ain't gettingno data now.
- Me neither.
Damn Huxtable roofiedthe whole Internet.
- I got to go see what Cindywas texting me about.
I'll holler.- Where you going?
- To the library, my nigs.
I know they got Wi-Fi.
- What's a li-burry?
- It's where homeless peoplechill when Starbucks is closed.