Sunday night everyone inCleveland broke down in tears,
but this time,for happiness reasons!
The 52-year curse
that had been on the city'ssports team was lifted,
though the 50-year curseon their economy
-is still going strong.I'm sorry. -(applause)
No, don't clap.That's terrible.
No. Seriously, why would youcelebrate a town's misfortune?
LeBron James ledthe Cleveland Cavaliers
to an NBA finals victoryover the Golden State--
"We only shoot three-pointers"--in a spectacular...
Nah, I don't reallyget that joke.
'Cause I was watching Game of Thrones. Like, I didn't...
-I didn't... I don't know.-(applause and cheering)
-Yes.-That's what I was watching.
But everyonein the land of Cleves
has been losingdamn their minds,
which gave us this fun updateon Twitter.
The police in Cleveland
actually corrected.This fire truck wasn't stolen,
just mobbed by fans who havenever felt this emotion
This image, by the way,was approximately one
of 3.8 catrillion
captured on peoples' phonesin downtown Cleveland.
And as you know, uh...
And by the way,you know it's downtown Cleveland
'cause you can see theirthree buildings down there.
-(laughter)-(whooping) -There it is.
Since things are gettingpretty rowdy over there in Ohio,
how else will Clevelandcelebrate their victory?
Joe Randazzo, go.
By investing in job trainingprograms for the unemployed.
Just kidding. They're gonnalaunch a bunch of frozen turkeys
into a local hospital
-and then set that hospitalon fire! -HARDWICK: Yeah.
-(applause and cheering) -Yes.-They're launching... -Yes.
On fire, Chris.
I love, Randazzo,
you gave yourselfthe Family Feud clap after
-you gave your answer.Good answer. -Yeah.
-Good answer.-Good answer.
Show me... turkey fire! Ding!
RANDAZZO:Really hope it happens.
Mary Holland, go.
Mandatory rim jobsfrom the people in Cincinnati.
(cheers and applause)
By telling those bitchesin Akron to suck it.