Jeff Dye - Slimy Characters

  • Season 14 , Ep 24
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 6,329

Rich guys in Los Angeles are always trying to push their rich guy stuff on Jeff Dye. (1:19)

AND IT IS REALLY WEIRD.

A LOT OF DOUBLE STANDARDSIN LOS ANGELES.

LIKE IF A GIRL GOES OUT,SLEEPS WITH A BUNCH OF DUDES,

SHE'S CONSIDERED A "SLUT,"YOU KNOW?

BUT THEN IF A GUYDOES IT,

HE'S CONSIDEREDA "HOMOSEXUAL."

WHICH IS...

THAT'S MESSED UP.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

ANOTHER THINGI DON'T LIKE ABOUT LOS ANGELES

IS THERE'S A LOT OF RICH GUYS,

AND THEY LIKE TO PUSH THEIRRICH-GUY STUFF ON YOU, YOU KNOW?

SO THEY'LL ALWAYS BE LIKE,

"HEY, JEFF, YOU SHOULD GETAN ED HARDY SHIRT."

[ MOANS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

"HEY, JEFF,YOU SHOULD DRIVE A BMW."

[ MOANS ]

THEY DON'T ACTUALLY DO THAT.

THAT'S JUST WHAT I SEEWHEN THEY TALK.

YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE,THEY'RE SLIMY CHARACTERS.

BUT THAT'S MY WHOLE THING.

LIKE, I THINK IT'S NICETO HAVE CRAPPY STUFF.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE IF RUIN THIS SHIRT TONIGHT,I'M OUT 5 BUCKS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

OR, LIKE,IF SOMEONE AFTER THE SHOW --

LIKE, HAVING A CRAPPY CAR,YOU KNOW?

THAT'S A GOOD THING.

IF SOMEONE AFTER THE SHOW'SLIKE, "YOU STINK!"

AND JUST, LIKE, KICKS MY CAR,I'LL BE LIKE, "HEY...

I'LL KICK IT, TOO.ALL RIGHT?

LET'S BE FRIENDS."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHS ]IT'S NICE.

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