C-Czar - A Toilet Baby Is Born

  • Season 2 , Ep 11
  • 03/25/2014
  • Views: 10,995

C-Czar returns to the Dad Academy graduation to accept his role as a father, and Liz B. goes into labor. (1:41)

'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE,MY MAIN PET PEEVE.

I KNOW I'VE BEEN GONEFOR A NUMBER OF HOURS,

BUT MY LIFE HASREALLY CHANGED IN THAT TIME.

I LOVE YOU ALL, AND I HOPE I CANBE A GOOD MAN LIKE YOU ALL ARE.

- C-CZAR.

- LIZ.

- OH, MY GOD,I LOVE YOUR GOLDEN HAT.

MM.

BUT LISTEN, LIKE, HATS ASIDE,I HEARD THE NOTE

THAT YOU TIEDTO MY NIECE DENISE.

YOU PROVED TO, LIKE,THE ENTIRE WORLD

AND THE TELEVISION AUDIENCETHAT, LIKE,

YOU'RE MORE THAN A DAD.

- I LOVE YOU.

- WELL, I BASICALLY HAVE,LIKE, DEEP FEELINGS FOR YOU.

AND, LIKE, I WANT YOUTO KNOW THAT, LIKE,

AT THIS POINT--[farts]

[clears throat]

- WHAT?- LIKE, AT THIS POINT--

[farts, squeals]

LIKE, AT THIS POINT--[farts]OH, MY GOD.

I THINK I'M GOING INTO LABORAT THIS POINT.

THAT WASN'T HOWTHE SENTENCE WAS GONNA END,

BUT LIKE, I DO THINK I'M GOINGINTO LABOR AT THIS POINT.

'SCUSE ME FOR ONE MOMENT.- OH, SNAP. NO, I'LL COME WITH.

- I NEED TO PUSH IT OUTLIKE A DOODIE.

[toilet flushing, baby crying]OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU.

- WELL? WHAT IS IT?

- IT'S A TOILET BABY.

- SO I KNOW IT'S MINE!

- BORN INTO THE TOILET.

- LET'S SMOKE BLUNTS!

[piano music]

- ♪ HOO...

[doorbell rings]

- HEY, GORGEOUS.

- HI.

- ♪ THANK YOUFOR BEING MY DADDY ♪

♪ THANK YOUFOR BEING MY FATHER ♪

♪ I THANK YOU

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