Extended - Voter Voices: A Normal American Millennial - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, October 20, 2016 - Uncensored 10/20/2016 Views: 461

Johnny Young (Yakov Smirnoff) sets out to prove that he is a millennial voter and definitely not a Russian spy, but Chris has his doubts. (3:49)

THIS WEEK WE'RE TALKING WITH ASELF-PROCLAIMED NORMAL AMERICAN

MILLENNIAL WHO GREW UP INAMERICA ALL HIS LIFE,

JOHNNY YOUNG.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE,JOHNNY YOUNG.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)>> OH, THANKS, CHRIS.

I LOVE TEXTS, I LOVE NETFLIX ANDCHILL, DAWG.

SPELLED D-A-W-G, THE YOUNG WAY.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, GREAT.

UH, WELL, THAT-THAT KILLS ANYSU-SUSPICIONS I MIGHT HAVE HAD.

UH, JOHNNY, WHAT DO YOU THINKABOUT RUSSIA'S ALLEGED

INTERFERENCE IN OUR ELECTION?

>> HEY, CHILL OUT, MAN.

RUSSIA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITHIT.

(LAUGHS)BAZINGA!

>> HARDWICK: UH...

FIRST OF ALL, PLEASE DON'T EVERSAY THAT AGAIN, AND THEY DON'T?

>> NO, NO, CHRIS, YOU'VE BEENSMOKING TOO MUCH OF THAT STICKY

ICKY, WHICH I... WHICH I, AS ANAMERICAN MILLENNIAL, ALSO ENJOY

TO SMOKE AND RELAX WITH MY YOUNGFRIENDS.

>> HARDWICK: OH... OH, THAT'SAWFUL.

THAT'S BAD.

PLEASE...

PLE...

THANK YOU FOR CEASING YOUR DAB.

ACCORDING TO FORTUNE MAGAZINE,THOUGH, RUSSIAN HACKERS ARE

BELIEVED TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOROBTAINING 19,000 PRIVATE E-MAILS

FROM THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

>> YOU'RE STILL USING E-MAIL,OLD MAN?

THE NEW COOL THING IS SNAPCHAT.

YOU CAN SEND SECRET MESSAGES TOEVERY ONE OF YOUR MILLENNIUN

FRIENDS WHO HAVE INFILTRATEDEVERY LEVEL OF AMERICAN

GOVERNMENT AND THE MESSAGESAUTOMATICALLY SELF-DESTRUCT.

PLUS, THERE ARE FILTERS TO MAKEYOU LOOK LIKE A BUNNY.

(LAUGHS)WHAT A COUNTRY!

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

I'M NOT TRYING TO BE A DICK, BUTYOU SOUND LIKE AN OLDER EASTERN

EUROPEAN MAN AND YOU LOOK LIKEYOU RUN A PAGER STORE.

>> NO.

I'M FROM NEW JERSEY.

IT'S MY HIPSTER BEARD CONFUSINGYOU.

>> HARDWICK: I DON'T KNOW.

JACK, CAN WE PULL UP THIS GUY'SCREDENTIALS, PLEASE?

I'M NOT SURE JOHNNY'S THE REALDEAL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON YOURPHONE?

>> AH, AH, AH.

>> HARDWICK: OH, COME ON.

>> AH, AH, AH.

AH, AH, AH.

>> TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

EPIC FAIL.

HARAMBE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, THAT HASNOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

WHY ARE YOU CALLING OUT ADECEASED GORILLA NAME AND

HACKING MY SHOW AT THE SAMETIME?

>> I THINK THIS GUY MIGHT BEKIND OF DANGEROUS.

>> HARDWICK: UH, YEAH, I DON'TKNOW, I-I...

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)>> WAIT, COME ON, WHAT HAPPENED

TO MY POINTS?

>> HARDWICK: WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> THEY'RE GONE.

>> HARDWICK: WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> THEY'RE VLADIMIR PUTIN'SPOINTS NOW.

>> HARDWICK: NO, THAT'S IT.

THAT IS IT.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

YOU STOP THAT CLAPPING.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN FUCK WITH THEPRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, FINE, BUT

DON'T YOU DARE FUCK WITH THEINTEGRITY OF THE GAME PORTION

OF @MIDNIGHT, YOU SON OF ABITCH.

GET OUT OF HERE, YOU RUSSIANSPY!

A RUSSIAN SPY, EVERYONE.

>> NO, NO.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)>> HARDWICK: STOP DABBING.

DON'T LET HIM DAB ANYMORE.