Inner Peace

  • Season 2 , Ep 3
  • 09/17/2013
  • Views: 3,577

While at a doctor-recommended meditation class, Woody gets in touch with the inner rage he harbors. (1:21)

all: OM.- MY GOD, THIS IS GAY.

- HELLO, TRAVELERS.I'M ASTRAL, YOUR NEW INSTRUCTOR.

- [chuckles]HEY, BUDDY, I'D LIKE

TO POSITION MYSELF IN HER LOTUS,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- OKAY, EVERYONE,CLOSE YOUR EYES,

INHALE A LONG, DEEP BREATH,

AND IMAGINE A CALM,SERENE SCENE.

- OH!- UP YOURS, CRACKER!

[all complaining at once]

- NOOO!

- WOODY, CALM DOWN.HERE, PET ME.

I'M KIDDING.ATTACK!

[all grunting]

- I AM GONNA CHOKE THE LIFEOUTTA ALL OF YOU'S!

CAN'T BITCHIF YOU CAN'T BREATHE!

- [groans]

- OOPSIE.- WOODY,

I HAVE NEVER SEENSUCH A DISPLAY OF RAW PASSION.

I SUGGESTA PRIVATE SESSION.

I CAN HELP YOU CHANNELTHAT RAGE AND FIND INNER PEACE.

- OKAY,IF IT'LL HELP ME RELAX.

- OH, MY GOD!WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

- IT WAS A BLACK GUY.I THINK HE HAD A JET PACK.

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