Ryan Stout - Terrible News

  • Season 14, Ep 21
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 3,610

After 25 children were killed in a schoolhouse fire, China must examine it's evacuation procedures. (1:31)

DID YOU SEE A ZOO IN CALIFORNIA

JUST HAD A NEW BABY PANDA BEARTHAT WAS BORN ALL BLACK?

AND THE ZOO IS BLAMINGTHE JANITOR,

AND I THINK THAT IS RACIST.

I THINK THAT IS RACIST,AND I THINK THAT'S WRONG.

YOU DON'T DO THAT.

IT'S 2000-SOMETHING,FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

CAN WE STOP?

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH, THIS WAS TERRIBLE.

BEIJING, CHINA,SCHOOLHOUSE BURNED DOWN.

DID YOU SEE THAT?KILLED 25 KIDS.

Awful.

AND THE WORST PART WAS,

THEY ALL GOT OUTOF THE BUILDING OKAY,

BUT THEY JUST RAN AROUND ITAND THEN DARTED BACK INSIDE.

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

HELP YOUR FRIENDS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF DRILLSARE THEY TEACHING THESE KIDS...

IN CHINA...

IN CASE OF FIRE?

THEY WERE ALL FOUND DEADIN THE WRONG DESKS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AGAIN, NOT A COMEDIANTHAT SPOON-FEEDS YOU THE JOKE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

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