Wanda Sykes - Hey, Ma

Lynn, Pedigo, Kader, Dunnigan Season 6, Ep 605 11/16/2002 Views: 5,627

It's amazing how some mothers can ignore their kids. (0:56)

TODAY, AND THIS LITTLE KID WAS

JUST FOLLOWING HIS MOTHER AROUND

JUST GOING, "MA, MA, MA, MA!

HEY, MA, MA...

I KNOW YOU HEAR ME.

HEY, MA, MA, MA..."

AND THE MOTHER, SHE'S JUST KEPT

WALKING AROUND.

I'M LIKE, "HOW CAN SHE DO THAT?"

'CAUSE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID

MY MOTHER AIN'T PLAY THAT.

MY MOTHER WILL PLAY DEAD ON ME.

I MEAN, I WALK BEHIND HER,

"HEY, MA, MA, MA..."

IT WOULD JUST GET ON HER NERVES.

SHE WOULD GO, "OH, JUST TAKE ME

NOW, JESUS!"

AND SHE WOULD FALL OUT.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

BUT THAT'D BE GOOD, THOUGH,

IF YOU COULD ACTUALLY DO THAT AS

AN ADULT.

YOU GO TO WORK YOUR BOSS ALL IN

YOUR ASS.

YOU KNOW, "YOUR 15 MINUTES LATE.

WHERE'S THAT REPORT!"

"OH, JUST TAKE ME NOW!"

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)