Kevin Barnett - Dumbest Conversation Ever

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 12/19/2013
  • Views: 3,493

Overhearing a shockingly ignorant woman makes Kevin Barnett want to be the world's only loud reasonable person. (1:28)

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IT WAS PROBABLYTHE DUMBEST CONVERSATION

I'VE EVER HEARDIN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

THE WORST PART ABOUT IT WASTHE PEOPLE SHE WAS TALKING TO,

THEY WERE WITH HERON THE STUFF SHE WAS SAYING.

SHE WAS LIKE, "GIRL, YOU KNOWWHAT I HEARD THE OTHER DAY?

"GIRL, YOU KNOW WHATI HEARD THE OTHER DAY?

"I HEARD THEM PEOPLEOUT IN FIJI,

"THEY BE THIRSTY 'CAUSE WEDRINKING UP ALL THEY WATER.

"THE WATER BOTTLES WE BUY,THAT'S THEY ONLY WATER.

"THEY THIRSTYOUT THERE, GIRL.

THEY DON'T GOTNOTHING TO DRINK."

I THOUGHT THAT WASAS BAD AS IT GOT,

BUT THE GIRL,SHE KEPT GOING.

SHE WAS LIKE, "ALSO,YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD?

"I HEARD THAT ORIGINALLY,BACK IN THE DAY, NOW,

"ORIGINALLYEVERYBODY WAS BLACK.

"AND WHEN THEMWHITE PEOPLE CAME AROUND,

"IT WAS BECAUSE OF MUTATION.

"SO BASICALLY,ALL THEM WHITE PEOPLE YOU SEE,

"ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE YOU SEEWALKING AROUND THE STREETS--

"THEY MUTANTS.THEY NOT NORMAL.

"THEY MIGHT AS WELLJOIN THE X-MEN.

THEY AIN'TSUPPOSED TO BE HERE."

AND IT'S ALWAYSTHE MOST IGNORANT PEOPLE

THAT ARE THE LOUDEST.

AND PEOPLE THAT AREN'TIGNORANT LIKE THAT,

WE'RE NOT LOUD LIKE THAT.

SO MAYBE YOU WANTTO RUN AROUND BEING LOUD

ABOUT STUFF THAT WASCOMPLETELY REASONABLE.

LIKE, BE OUT IN THE STREETS,LIKE, "EY, MAN, EY! EY!

"MAN, WHY DIDN'T I SEE YOUAT THE LAB THE OTHER DAY?

"[bleep], WE WERECENTRIFUGING CANCER CELLS!

"YOU GONNA BE BEHINDON YOUR RESEARCH.

"MY [bleep], YOU KNOW YOUCAN'T BE DOING BULGARIAN SQUATS

"WHEN YOU GOT A LATERALMENISCUS TEAR, MAN.

"THAT TYPE OF MOTIONIS CONTRAINDICATIVE

"TO THE CURRENT STATEOF YOUR JOINTS.

"[bleep],YOU KEEP DOING THAT,

"YOU'RE GONNA END UPWITH PREMATURE ARTHRITIS.

"I MEAN, WHEN WASTHE LAST TIME YOU READ

"THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE, [bleep]?

YOU KNOW THAT SHITCOMES OUT BI-WEEKLY!"

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