A SPECIAL GUESTON THE SHOW TONIGHT.

UM, I'M SO SURPRISEDTHAT HE AGREED TO DO IT.

I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH HIM,

UH, SINCE THE EARLY '70s,OFF AND ON.

BUT ANYWAYS, UH, KURT,COULD YOU BRING HIM OUT, PLEASE?

THANK YOU.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

KURT, UM...

THANK YOU, KURT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

KURT IS, UM --KURT'S MY COMEDY PARTNER,

AND, UM, WE BOTHWANTED TO DO THE SPECIAL,

BUT BECAUSE I AM MORE FAMOUS,

THEY SAID JUST ICOULD HAVE A SPECIAL

AND KURT COULD, UM...

DO THE PROPS.YEAH.

SO...

DOING THEM PRETTY GOOD.DOING PRETTY GOOD.

BIG BREAK FOR YOU.BIG BREAK.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

ALL RIGHT.YOU CAN...LEAVE.

GO! OKAY. UM...[ CLEARS THROAT ]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, UM,PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

FOR MY WINGIN', SINGIN',DANCING BIRD!

[ PIANO PLAYING UP-TEMPO MUSIC ]

HEY!

[ GIGGLES ]

OH, NO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[BLEEP]

UM...

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ][ COUGHS ]

OH. S-SCUSE ME.

HELLO?

HI.

NO. YEAH, I GOT THE NOTE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, WELL,Y-YOU GOT TO GO SOUTH,

YOU GOT TO GO SOUTH, SO...

[ LAUGHTER ]

I'M DOING IT...

NOW.

NOT SO GOOD.

OKAY, WELL, DO YOU THINK YOUCAN MAKE IT FOR THE LAST --

HELLO? [ SIGHS ]

UM...

KURT? KURT?

WHAT'S UP?WHAT'S UP?

THE BIRD IS GONE.

AW, GEEZ.THAT DUDE'S UNRELIABLE.

I DON'T KNOW WHATI'M GONNA DO, 'CAUSE I --

THE REST OF MY SETWAS ALL WITH THE BIRD.

IT WAS GONNA BE SINGINGAND DANCING AND GYMNASTICS.

I KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO.

YOU CAN DO THE BESTONE-WOMAN SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN

AND YOU'RE TOO AFRAIDTO PERFORM.

OH, KURT, I -- FIRST OF ALL,THIS IS A COMEDY SHOW

AND NOT AS AN INTENSE,GRIPPING DRAMA.

SO...

KRISTEN, THE WORLD DESERVESYOUR DRAMA.

NOW GIVE DRAMATO THE WORLD!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ CLEARS THROAT ]