The Farmers' Market

Fry Am the Egg Man Season 6, Ep 22 08/11/2011 Views: 32,934

At a local farmers' market, Bender discovers the richest, most obnoxious kind of tobacco. (1:41)

(lively crowd chatter)

(zucchini clucking)

This is whatI'm talking about.

See all the dirtand earwigs?

That's the signof healthy food.

You think that's healthy,try this.

I found it growingat the bottom of my hamper.

Mmm, so freshand musty.

It's what I do.

Hello, tiny man.

You want sample small-batchAmazonian maple syrup?



Mm. Ah!

That's the kind of sapI like.

You the kindof sap I like.

I'm scare-roused.


Zuban tobacco?!

The richest, mostobnoxious kind!

Listen, pal, I'm lookingfor a versatile smoke,

one that's equally goodin a crowded elevator

or an audience with the Pope.

Forget the Pope, my friend.

Smoke one of these,

and God himself will askto be seated far away from you.


Heirloom eggs?

That's so life-affirming.

I'll bet you runyour own hatchery,

just you and your wife...Matilda.

No, ma'am. Matilda and I gatherthem eggs in the forest.

And Matilda's really moreof a mongoose than a wife.

You're a lucky man.

But are they way more expensivethan regular eggs?

Way more.

Ooh! I'll take a dozen.