(lively crowd chatter)
This is whatI'm talking about.
See all the dirtand earwigs?
That's the signof healthy food.
You think that's healthy,try this.
I found it growingat the bottom of my hamper.
Mmm, so freshand musty.
It's what I do.
Hello, tiny man.
You want sample small-batchAmazonian maple syrup?
That's the kind of sapI like.
You the kindof sap I like.
The richest, mostobnoxious kind!
Listen, pal, I'm lookingfor a versatile smoke,
one that's equally goodin a crowded elevator
or an audience with the Pope.
Forget the Pope, my friend.
Smoke one of these,
and God himself will askto be seated far away from you.
That's so life-affirming.
I'll bet you runyour own hatchery,
just you and your wife...Matilda.
No, ma'am. Matilda and I gatherthem eggs in the forest.
And Matilda's really moreof a mongoose than a wife.
You're a lucky man.
But are they way more expensivethan regular eggs?
Ooh! I'll take a dozen.