Rudy Rush - Pretty Babies vs. Ugly Babies

  • Season 8, Ep 26
  • 05/27/2004
  • Views: 6,658

Pretty babies and ugly babies act completely differently. (1:35)

I FEEL BAD, EVERYBODY, BECAUSE

I DID SOMETHING...

WELL, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

I JUST HAD A BAD THOUGHT.

YOU EVER HAD A BAD THOUGHT

AND YOU'RE LIKE--

I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON?

LIKE MY COUSIN, HE JUST HAD A

BABY.

IT'S LIKE THE FIRST BABY OF

THE FAMILY, YOU KNOW.

EVERYBODY WANNA GO RUSH TO SEE

THIS KID, YOU KNOW, WE ALL GO

TO MY COUSIN'S HOUSE.

OH, THEY GOT A BABY.

AND WE GO TO SEE THE BABY.

[LAUGHTER]

I--

BABY'S NOT TOO ATTRACTIVE.

[LAUGHTER]

NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED

TO SAY THAT ABOUT BABIES,

I UNDERSTAND.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

BABIES KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.

YOU EVER NOTICE THAT?

PRETTY BABIES KNOW THAT THEY

PRETTY AND UGLY BABIES KNOW

THEY UGLY.

YOU EVER GO TO PICK UP A PRETTY

BABY?

PRETTY BABIES WILL NOT LET YOU

PICK THEM UP, RIGHT?

YOU BE LIKE OH, SHE'S SO PRETTY.

OH, NO, HOW YOU DOING.

NO, I GOT ENOUGH LOVE RIGHT

HERE, HOW ARE YOU, OKAY.

YOU EVER SEE UGLY BABIES?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SOMEBODY PLEASE PICK MY UGLY

ASS UP.

AND WE TRY TO GET AWAY FROM

THE BABY, TOO.

OOH, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

GET HIM.

GET HIM.

GET HIM, I'M SICK, I CAN'T PICK

HIM UP.

HE LOOK JUST LIKE HIS FATHER,

DAMN.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, YOU EVER

PICK UP SOME OF YOUR PARENTS'

TRAITS WHEN YOU GET OLDER?

I USED TO DANCE COOL, LIKE TWO

YEARS AGO.

NOW, LIKE I GOT THIS [BLEEP]

MY FATHER DOES.

[LAUGHTER]

AND I CAN'T HELP IT, TOO.

I BE LIKE--

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

I START OUT WITH THE NEW STUFF

THEN I BE LIKE-- AAHH.

[LAUGHTER]

LIKE WHAT THE HELL--

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

YOU TRY NOT TO BE LIKE YOUR

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