Wax On / Wax Off - Nothing Like a Clean Hood

  • Season 1 , Ep 01029
  • 02/26/2014
  • Views: 734

After listening to some Yelp reviews, Natasha Leggero, Andy Daly and Rob Corddry must determine if they are for car waxing or body hair removal. (2:47)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALL RIGHT.

I'M GOING TO READ YOU GUYS A

YELP REVIEW, JUST PART OF A

YELP REVIEW ABOUT WAXING, AND

YOU TELL ME IF THE REVIEWER IS

TALKING ABOUT PUTTING WAX ON A

A CAR, IN WHICH CASE YOU WOULD

SAY "WAX ON," OR ABOUT TAKING

THINGS OFF A LADY'S AREA

WITH WAX, IN WHICH YOU WOULD SAY

"WAX OFF."

>> PUBIC HAIR YOU'RE TALKING

ABOUT?

>> Chris: I'M SORRY, WHAT?

>> PUBIC HAIR!

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: NO, THAT IS A CORRECT

ANSWER, BUT I CAN'T GIVE YOU

POINTS FOR THAT.

>> OKAY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WAIT, I'M SORRY,

YES, 100 POINTS FOR ROB CORDDRY

FOR PUBIC HAIR.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WITH THIS

GAME YOU GOT TO JUST FILL IN

POINTS WHENEVER YOU CAN.

THIS FIRST ONE, "I DON'T KNOW

WHY THEY WON'T USE A HARD WAX

FOR THOSE TOUGH SPOTS,

BUT BECAUSE THEY DON'T,

I HAD TO QUIT GOING."

I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE WHERE

THIS IS GOING.

NATASHA LEGGERO.

>> I HAVE GOTTEN BIKINI WAXES

ALL OVER THE LAND, FROM THE

AIRPORT-- THIS IS --

>> Chris: WAIT, AT THE AIRPORT

THEY OF COURSE GIVE YOU THE

LANDING STRIP.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> THEY USE CINNABON FROSTING

FOR WAX TOO.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: SO IT IS DELICIOUS AND

COSMETIC.

>> HARD WAX I NEVER HEARD OF

THAT, THAT HAS GOT TO BE A CAR

THING.

SO WHATEVER YOUR ANSWER IS.

>> Chris: YOU THINK THIS IS A

CAR THING?

NO, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS

WAX OFF!

WAX ON SPA.

>> WHAT ARE HER TOUGH SPOTS?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: I THINK IT'S BETWEEN

THE NORTH AND SOUTH POLE.

THAT'S A PRETTY TOUGH SPOT.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE, "THANKS

BUDDY, NOW MY HOOD IS CLEAN

BUT THERE ARE SCRATCHES FROM YOU

PICKING AT IT."

(LAUGHTER)

I KNOW WHICH ONE I HOPE THIS IS.

ROB CORDDRY.

>> I MEAN, IT'S GOT TO BE WAX ON

BUT I'M HOPING IT'S WAX OFF.

I WILL TAKE THE ZERO.

>> Chris: THE CORRECT ANSWER

IS IN FACT WAX ON.

>> BOO!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> MAN, THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A

CLEAN HOOD.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WINCHESTER GANGSTER

IN THE HOUSE!

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

NEXT ONE: "NOBODY WILL PUT

THEIR FINGERS IN YOUR STUFF."

(LAUGHTER)

I JUST SAW LIKE THREE WOMEN IN

THE FRONT ROW JUST LIKE THIS.

YES, ANDY DALY.

>> I THINK IT HAS GOT TO BE WAX

ON, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS

WANT TO PUT THEIR FINGERS IN

YOUR STUFF.

>> Chris: YEAH, THE CORRECT

ANSWER IS WAX ON FROM MADISON

CAR WASH!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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