Richard Lewis - Great Nose

Bill Hicks & Jeff Stilson Season 1, Ep 0126 02/24/1992 Views: 1,530

Richard Lewis can smell good food anywhere. (1:00)

I GOT MY CONS ONAND I'M RARING TO GO!

I GOT MY...

A SECOND AGO YOU GUYS INTV LAND, JUST, LIKE, "SNEAKERS."

I'M SORRY.

I WAS MOCKING MY FAMILY AGAINBUT I DID LIVE AROUND HERE.

I SMELL THEM.

I HAVE A GREAT NOSE.

I SMELL EVERYTHINGTHAT WENT ON AROUND HERE.

WE USED TO GO TO A DELIABOUT TWO BLOCKS FROM HERE

AND I HATED GOING

BECAUSE MY MOM, I LOVE HERAND YET... SHE'S SO LOUD.

SHE'D WALK IN LIKE WYATT EARP,LIKE IN A BAR

LIKE IN THE EARLY 19th CENTURY

LIKE, "YOU KNOW, UNCLE SIDSTILL HAS THAT BOIL ON HIS NECK.

DID YOU KNOW THAT?"

SHE WAS LIKE A BOWLING ALLEYWITH LIPSTICK.

IT WAS FRIGHTENING.

WE'D SIT THERE AND SHE WOULD...

( speaking gibberish )

AND SHE HAD GOSSIP DYSLEXIA.

SHE WOULD ACTUALLY TALKIN FRONT OF PEOPLE'S BACKS

WHICH IS REALLY UPSETTING.