Gabriel Iglesias - Dance Clubs

Palisoul, Iglesias, Eagle, Shillue Season 3, Ep 0310 01/25/2000 Views: 128,216

You better believe Gabriel is related to Julio. (2:52)

( applause and cheering )

WHOO!

YEAH.

WHAT'S UP?

HEY.

OH, HEY, UH...

WELL, LIKE TOMMY DAVIDSON SAID,MY NAME IS GABRIEL IGLESIAS.

I KNOW. I SEE A LOT OF YOUARE PROBABLY WONDERING, RIGHT?

GABRIEL, ARE YOU RELATED TO...

Audience:JULIO IGLESIAS?

JULIO. LADIES,YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT.

( laughter )

OH, JULIO IGLESIAS--I LIKE JULIO IGLESIAS, MAN

'CAUSE HE KNOWSHOW TO TALK TO WOMEN.

HE GO UP TO A GIRL, "EXCUSE ME.

"I AM JULIO.

YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL."

AND THE GIRL GETS ALL EXCITED.

( screaming )

RIGHT?

THEY'RE SO HAPPY;I CAN'T TALK TO WOMEN.

I DON'T KNOWHOW TO TALK TO WOMEN.

I'LL WALK UP TO A WOMAN

I'LL SAY THE FIRST THINGTHAT COMES TO MIND:

HEY... YOU HUNGRY?

I HAVE THE LAST NAME IGLESIAS,YOU GUYS, BUT I'LL LET YOU GUYS

KNOW RIGHT OFF THE BAT,I CANNOT SING. UH-UH.

I CAN DANCE, THOUGH.

HEY, DON'T LOOK AT MEIN SHOCK EITHER.

I'M A BIG BOY,BUT I CAN GET JIGGY WITH IT.

( applause and laughter )

SO SWEET LADIES,I WILL GO TO DANCE CLUBS

AND I WILL TEAR IT UP HARD CORE.

THAT'S RIGHT,FOR A GOOD 30 SECONDS.

THAT'S WHY,WHEN I GO TO DANCE CLUBS

I ALWAYS DANCE WITH BIG GIRLS.

THAT'S RIGHT.SO WE FINISH AT THE SAME TIME.

( laughter )

WELL, I WON'TEVEN MAKE IT

TO THE LYRICS.

YOU KNOW, SONG WOULD KICK IN...

♪ HERE I GO AGAIN.

( imitating drum machine )

( wheezing and panting )

( exhales )

HEY.

( laughter )

HEY, GIRL.

GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

HEY, ARE YOU HUNGRY?

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! HUH?

COME ON, LET'S GO.

THAT'S COOL. I'M GLADYOU GUYS LAUGHED AT THAT JOKE.

I TOLD MY MOM THAT JOKE.

SHE SNAPPED.

"AY, MIH IJO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT."

( laughter )

MY MOM IS COOL, YOU GUYS.