I DON'T KNOW.
WE GOTTA STOP THE RACISM AND
THE HATE, RIGHT?
[APPLAUSE]
I'LL TELL YA, I THINK THAT,
I THINK THE JEWS HAVE BEEN THE
BIGGEST VICTIMS OF RACISM OVER
TIME, DON'T YA THINK?
[APPLAUSE]
THAT'S HOW THEIR NAME-- YEAH--
THAT'S HOW THEIR NAME EVOLVED.
THEY CAN ONLY PARTIALLY ADMIT
TO THEIR HERITAGE, THEY'RE SO
AFRAID.
LIKE, "HEY TOM, ARE YOU A JEW?"
"HEY, EASY HUH?
I'M JEW...ISH."
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING]
PEOPLE SAY THE COPS ARE RACIST,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[APPLAUSE]
YEAH.
I THINK THE COPS ARE RACIST
EVERYWHERE, YOU KNOW WHY?
YOU EVER SEE A SHOOTING RANGE
IN A COP MOVIE?
WHAT COLOR'S THE GUY ON THAT
SHEET OF PAPER THAT THEY'RE
SHOOTING AT?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST PAINT A FUBU
JACKET ON HIM WHILE YOU'RE AT
IT, I MEAN REALLY.
[LAUGHTER]
THAT'S A MANLY JOB, YA KNOW?
I WISH I HAD A MANLY JOB LIKE
THAT, YOU WEAR PART OF YOUR
UNIFORM INTO BED TO TURN A
GIRL ON.
LIKE IF YOU'RE A COP, YOU COULD
WEAR YOUR HOLSTER NAKED, RIGHT?
OR IF YOU'RE A CONSTRUCTION
WORKER YOU CAN WEAR YOUR HARD
HAT.
BUT IF YOU'RE A LOSER YOU CAN'T
DO THAT.
[LAUGHTER]
LIKE YOU'LL NEVER HEAR, "TOMMY,
RUB MY WHOLE BODY BUT FIRST PUT
THOSE CLEAR PLASTIC DELI GLOVES
ON, OH."
[LAUGHTER]
"OH YEAH, NOW MAKE ME A
SANDWICH, YOU FRIGGIN LOSER!"
[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]