Russ Meneve - Racism and Hate

  • Season 9 , Ep 10
  • 04/07/2005
  • Views: 3,859

Jewish people can only partially admit to their heritage. (1:26)

I DON'T KNOW.

WE GOTTA STOP THE RACISM AND

THE HATE, RIGHT?

[APPLAUSE]

I'LL TELL YA, I THINK THAT,

I THINK THE JEWS HAVE BEEN THE

BIGGEST VICTIMS OF RACISM OVER

TIME, DON'T YA THINK?

[APPLAUSE]

THAT'S HOW THEIR NAME-- YEAH--

THAT'S HOW THEIR NAME EVOLVED.

THEY CAN ONLY PARTIALLY ADMIT

TO THEIR HERITAGE, THEY'RE SO

AFRAID.

LIKE, "HEY TOM, ARE YOU A JEW?"

"HEY, EASY HUH?

I'M JEW...ISH."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

[CHEERING]

PEOPLE SAY THE COPS ARE RACIST,

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[APPLAUSE]

YEAH.

I THINK THE COPS ARE RACIST

EVERYWHERE, YOU KNOW WHY?

YOU EVER SEE A SHOOTING RANGE

IN A COP MOVIE?

WHAT COLOR'S THE GUY ON THAT

SHEET OF PAPER THAT THEY'RE

SHOOTING AT?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST PAINT A FUBU

JACKET ON HIM WHILE YOU'RE AT

IT, I MEAN REALLY.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S A MANLY JOB, YA KNOW?

I WISH I HAD A MANLY JOB LIKE

THAT, YOU WEAR PART OF YOUR

UNIFORM INTO BED TO TURN A

GIRL ON.

LIKE IF YOU'RE A COP, YOU COULD

WEAR YOUR HOLSTER NAKED, RIGHT?

OR IF YOU'RE A CONSTRUCTION

WORKER YOU CAN WEAR YOUR HARD

HAT.

BUT IF YOU'RE A LOSER YOU CAN'T

DO THAT.

[LAUGHTER]

LIKE YOU'LL NEVER HEAR, "TOMMY,

RUB MY WHOLE BODY BUT FIRST PUT

THOSE CLEAR PLASTIC DELI GLOVES

ON, OH."

[LAUGHTER]

"OH YEAH, NOW MAKE ME A

SANDWICH, YOU FRIGGIN LOSER!"

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

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