That should be illegal,that should beagainst the law
unless they havea job waitingfor you on the outside.
Like, "Microsoft's lookingfor someone to sitin a rock garden
"and think about deathfor eight hours a day.
"You'd be perfect."
So, I'm in the job marketnow and I livein a hipster neighborhood,
so it's pretty bleak.
We've got more overeducatedwhite kids in their 20's
than a Wu-Tang Clan concert.
I can't finda job where I live,because where I live
it's all coffee shopsand lesbian bookstores.
That's the whole thing.That's all it is.
And apparently peopleonly wanna buy coffee
from skinny hipsterswith haircuts andeven worse attitudes.
I've got a better shotat the lesbian bookstore
'cause at least I have breastsand facial hair.
I wear a lot of cargo shorts.
I've read Fear Of Flying,like, three times.
It got so bad for melooking for work
I went and applied at a Targetand I figured I was a shoo-in
because as far as I know,all you need to work at Target
is a red t-shirt.
Yeah, you'redigging it so far.
I don't think she's evenaware of my existence.
I think we're gonnaget married.