Shady Landlord

  • Season 3 , Ep 12
  • 12/11/2013
  • Views: 198,602

When a landlord pays a suspicious social call to one of his tenants, it becomes clear that someone may be hiding in the apartment. (3:02)

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- THAT'S TRUE.

[pounding at door]

- IT'S YOUR LANDLORD![pounding continues]

- HEY, DEVON.

- HEY, HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER?

HOW YOU DOING?YEAH.

JUST, UH, STOPPING BY.

JUST WANTED TO CHECK UPON EVERYTHING.

- OKAY.- YEAH--AHA!

YOU IN HERE,YOU LITTLE MOTHER[bleep]?

NOPE.

CLOSET LOOK GOOD.

DOOR IS STRONG.

SO Y'ALL SETTLING IN?- YEAH.

WE'VE BEEN LIVING HEREA YEAR AND A HALF, SO WE HAVE.

- SO, UH, HOW ARE THESECUPBOARDS WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

MAN, NOBODY IN HERE...

BESIDES YOUR STUFF,WHICH LOOKS GOOD.

- THANK YOU.

- COMPLETELY UNRELATED--

HAVE Y'ALL SEEN A 4'11" DUDEWITH A PURPLE BEARD UP IN HERE?

- NO. NO.

NO, NO ONE'S IN HERE...

PROBABLY BECAUSE WE LOCKTHE DOOR.

- OH, HE GOT THE BODYLIKE A RAT.

HE CAN JUST SQUEEZETHROUGH THE VENTS.

- YEAH.

SO YOU THINK SOMEBODY'S HIDINGIN MY APARTMENT?

- NO.

I TOLD YOU--

IT'S JUST A SOCIAL CALL.

I MEAN, WHY WOULD GERALD BEIN HERE, ANYWAY?

- GERALD.

THERE IS A MANWITH A PURPLE BEARD

NAMED GERALD IN MY APARTMENT?

- HELL, NO!

WHY?DID YOU SEE HIM?

HE ABOUT 4'9",GOT A PURPLE BEARD.

- YEAH.

- HEY, BABY--- [screams maniacally]

- [screams]- UGH!

THIS IS--AGH!

[grunts]

OH.[laughs]

HEY, BABY GIRL.

YOU AIN'T GERALD.[snickers]

OH, BY THE BY, HAVE YOU SEENA 4'5" PURPLE BEARD?

- BABY...

- DEVON, WHAT'S GOING ON?

- OKAY, YOU KNOW,I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH ALL Y'ALL.

THERE IS A 4'3" [bleep]WITH A PURPLE BEARD NAMED GERALD

SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.

- WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTINGSMALLER

EVERY TIME YOU MENTION HIM?

- SERIOUSLY?

'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANTTO ALARM Y'ALL.

HE IS DISTURBINGLY SMALL,REALLY.

HE A GOOD GUY.

HE SMOKE ROCK, THOUGH.

I MEAN, HE'LL DO ANYTHINGTO GET MONEY FOR CRACK.

ANYTHING.

- OKAY.

- I MEAN ANYTHING.

- I GET IT.

- HE WILL MURDER YOU.

- WELL, WE CERTAINLY HOPEYOU FIND HIM.

- OH, I'M GONNA FIND HIM.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT,

'CAUSE I'M GONNA LOOK LOW,

AND THENI'M GONNA LOOK HIGH.

[grunting]

- [screams]

[both screaming]

- GERALD,YOU TINY LITTLE BITCH!

SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE,Y'ALL.

GERALD, WHEN I GET MY HANDSON YOU, YOU GONNA BE 2'3"!

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