Uncensored - Bridget Everett - F**k S**t Up

Bridget Everett: Gynecological Wonder Season 1, Ep 101 07/11/2015 Views: 13,856

During her first song, Bridget Everett pops open a bottle and outlines her two main goals for the night. (1:27)

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♪ Everybody better freakthe fuck out ♪

♪ The Bridge is coming downShe's turning it out ♪

♪ No one can tellwhere that woman's been ♪

♪ But she's smiling in the nightHer mouth filled with sin ♪

♪ So get readyand hold your man tight ♪

♪ Because a bitch is fuckinghungry she's ready to bite ♪

♪ Her legs are burningThe lion will scream ♪

♪ Little boys everywhereliving the dream ♪

♪ We're gonna fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck some shit up ♪

♪ We're gonna fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck some shit up ♪

♪ We're gonna fuck yeahWe're gonna fuck yeah ♪

♪ We're gonna fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck it up ♪

Good evening, ladies andgentlemen! Welcome to Joe's Pub!

My name is Bridget Everett.

Some of you may not know me,but you will notfucking forget me!

I'm coming here tonight to getdrunk and talk about love...

whatever the fuck that is!

I hope you're ready, honey!

Because shit is aboutto get ridiculous!

That's right, honey,I'd fuck anything... even you.