Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy

  • Season 1 , Ep 13
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 6,217

Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife. (1:36)

(Joe Yannetty)HOW MANY TIMES YOUWISH, ONCE IN A WHILE,

JUST FOR A MINUTE, YOURWIFE COULD BE A GUY.

LET ME EXPLAIN THAT.

WE WERE DRIVIN'THROUGH OKLAHOMA.

SHE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW.

JOE?

JOE?

JOSEPH?

JOE?

AND SHE WON'T ASK THEQUESTION UNTIL YOU GO...

WHAAAAT?

I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YOU ASK THE QUESTION,I DON'T KNOW

OR I'D ASSUME YOU WERESPEAKING TO SOMEONE ELSE?

JOE... WHAT.

WHY DOYOU NEED THAT?

TO KNOW YOU'REPAYING ATTENTION.

JOE... WHAT.

NOW I'MPAYING ATTENTION.

CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

WHAT'S THAT ONE FOR?

YES, YOU CAN ASKME A QUESTION.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET MAD?

WHICH MEANS, WAIT 'TILYOU (bleep) HEAR THIS.

NO, I'M NOT GONNA GET MAD.

YOU PROMISE?

WHAT'S THE(bleep) QUESTION?

SEE... YOU'RE ALREADY MAD.

ARE THOSE WILD COWS?

THERE'S NO SUCH...

YES... WILD COWS.

THEY'RE STILL TRYING TOFIND THAT SON OF A (bleep),

BUILT THAT FENCEAROUND 'EM.

YOU'RE A (bleep)HOLE.

IF THEY'RE NOT WILDCOWS, WHO FEEDS THEM?

GOD... A MIDGETIN A GOLF CART.

BIG BAGS OFPURINA COW CHOW.

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