Nate Bargatze - Hidden Killer

  • Season 15 , Ep 6
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 7,240

Nate Bargatze fears that a murderer is hiding in his car just waiting to murder him. (1:53)

CAREFUL-- I DO.

YEAH, I JUSTREAD, ABOUT, UH,

THERE'S THIS NEW DEVISEYOU CAN BUY FOR YOUR CAR

AND IT'S GOT, IT'SLIKE A KEYLESS DEVISE

AND YOU PRESS, IT'S GOTA HEARTBEAT DETECTOR ON IT,

SO YOU AIM IT AT YOURCAR, YOU PRESS IT.

IF IT FLASHES, THAT MEANS,LIKE, SOMEONE IS IN YOUR CAR

AND THEY'RE GONNAKILL YOU, ALL RIGHT?

[audience laughing]

IT'S NOT GONNA BE GOOD--SO, YOU PRESS IT.

IF YOU WANNA BUY IT,IT'S LIKE $550 BUCKS.

IF YOU DO NOTHAVE THAT MONEY,

YOU CAN DO THEOLD-SCHOOL ROUTE

WHICH IS JUST LOOKIN THE WINDOW.

THAT-- IT'S EITHER WAY,REALLY, IT'S UP TO YOU.

I TOLD ONE GUY THATHE TRIED TO TELL ME

IT WAS FOR LIKE WHEN PEOPLELEAVE THEIR BABIES IN THEIR CAR.

LIKE, YOU KNOW,LIKE WHEN YOU GO OUT

AND YOU'RE LIKE,"I CANNOT REMEMBER

"IF I BROUGHTMY BABY TODAY.

[audience laughing]

"AND... I DON'T WANNA WALKALL THE WAY BACK AND CHECK.

"LIKE, WHAT IFIT'S NOT THERE?

"IF IT'S NOT THERE, I'MGONNA LOOK LIKE A JACK ASS

"IN FRONT OFMY FRIENDS."

"I WISH I COULDCHECK SECRETLY

"WITHOUT EVERYBODYKNOWING."

HERE'S MY METHOD FOR IFSOMEONE'S GONNA HIDE IN MY CAR,

AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME--IT'S A HUGE FEAR OF MINE.

SO, WHAT I DO IS, UH,RIGHT WHEN I START MY CAR,

I HAVE JOURNEY, "DON'T STOPBELIEVING" IN MY CD PLAYER.

SO RIGHT WHENI START IT,

IT'S RIGHT ON THE"DON'T STOP BELIEVING" PART,

'CAUSE IT'SA GREAT SONG.

LIKE YOU COULDN'T COMMITA MURDER TO THAT SONG.

THAT IS THATGOOD OF A SONG.

THAT GUY WOULD WANT TO AND THENHE WOULD LIKE JUST BE FURIOUS.

HE'S JUST GETUP AND BE LIKE,

"LOOK, THAT'S A,THAT'S A REALLY GOOD TUNE.

"ALL RIGHT--YOU GOT ME."

AND THEN HE'D CLIMBUP FRONT WITH YOU

AND YOU'DBECOME FRIENDS.

AND THAT-THAT'SJUST A NEAT STORY.

LIKE, "HOW DOYOU KNOW DENNIS?"

"DENNIS, HEWAS A MURDERER.

"TURNS OUT PRETTYBIG 'JOURNEY' FAN.

"ACTUALLY, A GOOD GUY,ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.

"HE'S GOOD, HE'S GOOD--HE'S A GOOD GUY."

[applause]

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