Richard Lewis - Enigmatic Orgasms

Kevin Meaney & Paul Provenza Season 1, Ep 0132 02/24/1992 Views: 3,861

Richard has sexual problems. (1:16)

IT'S LIKE IT'S SILLY.

I SHOULD ASK MY SHRINK, BUTI DON'T GO TO A SHRINK ANYMORE.

SO... GOOD NIGHT.

I'M SORRY, I PANICKED.

NO, BUT I REALLY HAVE A...I HAVE SEXUAL PROBLEMS.

HERE'S THE DEAL,I'LL SPELL IT RIGHT OUT TO YOU:

O-R-G-A-S-M-- ORGASM, THAT'S IT.

IT SHOULD BEAN IMPORTANT PART OF SEX.

I FEEL IT'S A MISTAKE.

I FEEL ORGASMS ARE OVERRATED,QUITE FRANKLY.

YOU KNOW, ALL RIGHT.

OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T AGREEWITH ME.

BUT I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND...I WANT TO...

WOMEN ARE SO COMPLEXAND BEAUTIFUL

AND I JUST...YOU KNOW, IN MY LAST ORGASM--

WELL, NOT MINE... I...YOU KNOW, MY LOVER'S--

SHE SAID SHE HAD AN ORGASM.

I SAID, "WAS YOUR OR...WELL, WAS IT...

"WAS IT AS ENIGMATIC FOR YOUAS IT WAS FOR ME?

I'M JUST CURIOUS."

BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEAWHERE I WAS.

I WEAR A... WHEN THE LIGHTSGO OUT, I PUT A MINER'S CAP ON.

"AM I CLOSE, HONEY?"

"RICHARD, I LOVE YOUBUT YOU'RE IN THE KITCHEN."

"OH, THAT'S RIGHT."

I WAS IN THE REFRIGERATOR.