Jim David - British

  • Season 4 , Ep 2
  • 12/10/2000
  • Views: 4,630

The British Parliament spends a lot of time screaming. (1:42)

I TRAVEL ALL THE TIME.

I WAS JUST IN ENGLAND.

THE BRITISH ARE GREAT.

THE BRITISH DON'T WANT TO BE

EMBARRASSED ABOUT ANYTHING.

YOU KNOW, THEY COULD HAVE THEIR

PANTS AROUND THEIR ANKLES,

AND THEY'RE GOING, "DO YOU FEEL

A DRAFT?"

(LAUGHTER)

I LOVE THE BRITISH NATURE

SERIES, YOU KNOW?

"HELLO.

I'M DAVID ATTENBURO, AND THIS IS

LIFE ON EARTH.

I'M STANDING IN THE MIDST OF

THE SAHARA DESERT, HARDLY A LESS

LIKELY PLACE TO FIND A FISH.

(LAUGHTER)

AND, YET, HERE IT IS.

SCIENTISTS FOR MANY YEARS HAVE

TRIED TO DETERMINE WHY THIS

PARTICULAR FISH HAS EXISTED IN

THIS PARTICULAR STAGNANT POOL

FOR 150 MILLION YEARS.

AND SO FAR SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN

UNABLE TO DETERMINE ANY REASON

FOR THE EXISTENCE OF THIS

FISH...AT ALL.

SO I'M GOING TO KILL IT."

(IMITATES GUNFIRE)

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE WHO LIVES

IN ENGLAND DOES HER IMPRESSION

OF A BRITISH MAN HAVING AN

ORGASM.

(LAUGHTER)

"OH, DEAR."

(LAUGHTER)

"SO SORRY."

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHILE I WAS IN ENGLAND, I WENT--

NO, SHUT UP.

WHILE I WAS IN ENGLAND I WENT

TO SEE A SESSION OF THE BRITISH

PARLIAMENT.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM ON

C-SPAN?

THEY'RE ALL SCREAMING AT EACH

OTHER.

YOU KNOW?

THEY'RE GOING, "NO, I DON'T

AGREE WITH YOU WHATSOEVER.

YOU CAN ALL EAT ME.

YOU CAN ALL GET DOWN ON

ALL FOURS AND MUNCH AWAY.

I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU

WHATSOEVER."

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