eBay Price Is Right - RNC Swag Edition

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After seeing bizarre political merchandise on eBay, Jon Heder, Will Sasso and Chris D'Elia guess how much the items cost. (3:44)

It's time to play, eBay Priceis Right RNC Edition.

(cheers and applause)

(contestants whooping)

Jon! Jon!

The biggest challenge for anypresidential candidate

is getting young peopleamped up to vote,

which is why their campaignssell hot swag

like Donald Trump hats,

Carly Fiorina tees,Marco Rubio ear flaps,

and Mike Huckabee thongs!

So we're going to show youa selection of the wei--

Just sit with it--

we're going to show youa selection

of the weirdest campaign(bleep), for 250 points,

whoever comes closestto the real price wins

the chance to pickthe next president.

First up, a fine gift for the

Rand Paul aficionadoin your life, right here:

an enormous Rand Paulbirthday card.

It's a three-foot-tall cardthat comes

with a three-foot-tallcard envelope.

The front says, "There's onething I have to say to you,"

as if Rand Paul has everjust said one thing.

Comedians, how much did theywant for this strange gift?

Jon Heder?

Uh, $11.20...

(audience shouting)

Oh, no.Oh, my God, listen to this.

-That's a lot of pressure.-Geez.

Go up? You haven't even heardmy original bid.

-(audience shouting)-Go up?

-Okay. A hundred dollars.-All right.

-A hundred dollars.-Pretty good guess.

A hundred dollars.


Will Sasso, Will Sasso.

What do you think?

-(audience shouting)-I don't-I don't know.

I don't know.I don't know.

I don't... way up.

Way... Way up.

Uh, one dollar, Drew.


One dollar.

All right.

One dollar.

Chris D'Elia?

(audience shouting)

Okay, without going over, uh...

without going over, right?

Uh, okay, okay, okay, uh...

all right, all right, okay.

Okay, okay, okay, $14.5 million.

$14.5 million.

(cheers and applause)

All right, the, uh...

the closest without goingover the answer was $35.

Will Sasso gets the point!

D'ELIA:That's really cheap for that.

-Well, that's what you do.-(cheering)

Just one dollar.

-Wow, wow, wow.-Just one dollar.

-They told me to.-A really low...

that's a really low price.

Next up, we have another pieceof unofficial merch,

a one of a kindTed Cruz face dildo.

Now, it's...

(audience yelling and laughing)

D'ELIA:Wow. Wow.

HARDWICK: This is a prototypefrom their Indiegogo campaign

and they say...

HARDWICK (reading):

It's all there.

How much did they ask for anearly release Ted Cruz dildo?

Will Sasso?

(audience shouting)

Uh... I...

Last time I went dildo shopping,

uh, I would have...

(hisses)Ooh, one like that.

You wouldn't happen to know

what-what grade of plasticthat's made out of?

-Never mind, um...-(Hardwick laughs)

Um... hmm, I'm gonna say,I'm gonna say a-around...

around $50.


All right.

(cheers and applause)

Chris D'Elia.

Okay, look, I know, look,

all right, look, look,look, look.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, chill.

I mean, that's the most rarething I've ever seen in my life.

HEDER:That could be anyone.

I honestly think the only wayyou could get that

is if you sell your soul,so your soul.

HARDWICK:Your soul.

-SASSO: Your eternal soul.-Soul!

HARDWICK:All right, your eternal soul.


I just said, "Soul," dude.

Jon Heder, $50 and soul.

What do you think?

It's an Indiegogo project,

so it's probably, like, free.

HARDWICK:You think free?

For right now, right now.

-Okay, so you're saying free.-Yeah.

You're saying $50.

You're saying soul.

The correct answer is $40.Jon Heder, 'cause he was

-the only one who didn'tgo over. -Yeah! (whoops)

-I was so close! -So close.-I would think a soul would be

-worth more than $40.-Do I get it?

Yeah, you actually...

-Is that the prize?-Yes, you get the prize.

I will remove mineat the commercial break

-and give it to you.-Oh.