Andy Woodhull - Marriage

Friedlander, Woodhull, Yashere, Kagan, Koll, Watkins, Ron G Season 4, Ep 8 12/11/2009 Views: 6,815

Being the best man is kind of an honor, but being the ninth best man isn't quite as honorable. (1:13)

And I do. I dream about it,but I don't want to tell her

about it 'cause she's notin the dream, you know?

It's my dream, man.

In my dream, I'm gettingmarried to Princess Leia.

My best man's a dragon.What do you want? It's a dream.

At the reception, we all go swimming in a pool of guacamole.

I don't even knowwhy I'm sleeping.

There's a guy named Chip there.

We keep throwing him in.


Chip's in the guacamole again,man!

Whoo! I never want to wake up.

All my friends are gettingmarried, all of them.

I was in five weddingsin the last two years.

I was everything: I was best man

all the way to ninth guyin the row.

That's not a good spot, is it?

It's never, like,"You're my best friend.

I need you to be my ninth guyin the row."

It's more, like, "Listen, man,"my wife's got a lot more

friends than I do.

"You mind coming outon Saturday?

"Did you get your thank-you cardin the mail?

"It just says,'Thanks for making

our special day symmetrical."


I hope I get married one day,but I hope

we got a similar amountof friends, you know?

I don't want to be one of thoseguys that are like my brother,

my best friend, the guy thatsold me the ring, his brother,

my wife's ex-boyfriend... Idon't know this many dudes.