T.J. Miller - Emergency Situation

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 11/27/2012
  • Views: 7,322

T.J. Miller always responds when someone asks if there is a doctor in the house. (0:32)

AND THEY'RE LIKE, "IS THEREA DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?",

I'LL GO AHEADAND SAY YES.

NOT BECAUSE I HAVEANY FORMAL MEDICAL TRAINING,

BUT BECAUSE I AM REALLY GOODAT THAT GAME, OPERATION.

LIKE, "DOCTOR, WE THINKHE'S HAVING A SEIZURE!"

"I'LL BE THE JUDGEOF THAT.

"HE HAS BUTTERFLIESIN HIS STOMACH,

"AND HE NEEDSHIS ADAM'S APPLE REMOVED.

"NOW GO GET ME A TWEEZERSAND A JACK DANIEL'S.

"LET'S HOPE HIS NOSEDOESN'T GO RED

OR WE'RE ALL GOINGTO JAIL TONIGHT."

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