This is the dumbest thing Iever did guys.
I bought a sword on the Internetone time.
I bought a fucking sword off ofthe Internet.
And then I got it in themail and realized, hey,
how about we stopsmoking weed, man?
You're making somepretty questionable
choices in your life.
Because there's not a lot youcan use a sword for in 2013.
There's not a ton of swordactivities out there.
I don't know if you know that.
So I didn't know whatto do with the sword.
So I just would like walkaround the house with it.
And like, make my roommateschange the channel and shit.
I'd be like, turn the channel.
They'd be like, why?
I was like, becauseI got a sword, man.
But my favorite thingto do with it was I
would, uh, knightthe pizza delivery
men when they would roll in.
It would be great, man.
Because they would likeshow up at the door
and I would just belike, uh, kneel down.
And they'll listen,guys, because I
have a fucking sword in my hand.
People will listen to youwhen they're at your house
and you have a sword.
But they're all-- he's justalways like pretty surprised
with it.Like, oh, Jesus Christ.
Uh, I did not think thatthis was a possibility.
But I would knight them.
I would let them know.
I'd be like, I dubthee Sir Papa of John.