Richard Lewis - Intercourse

Pam Matteson & Mike Dugan Season 1, Ep 0105 02/24/1992 Views: 2,925

The 90s is the decade of the shrieking orgasm. (1:47)

IT'S GOING TO BEA GREAT AUDIENCE.

I WORE THE BRIGHTESTCOLORS I OWN.

BUT I, YOU KNOW, I...

I'M IN TOUCH WITH,LIKE, MY OWN LIFE

IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

UH, I HOPE YOU HAVE GREAT SEX.

I HOPE YOU'RE MARRIEDOR TONIGHT YOU'LL GO HOME

WHOEVER'S WATCHING--

I DON'T KNOW WHERETHE CAMERA IS--

BUT JUST HAVE SEX.

I JUST, I HAVE SEXUALLOW SELF-ESTEEM.

THE PROBLEM IS,I HAVE A PROBLEM LIKE--

REMEMBER THAT PRESIDENT FORD?

I CAN'T DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE.

I CAN'T HAVE INTERCOURSE ANDENJOY MYSELF AT THE SAME TIME

WHICH IS SAD.

PLUS I'M A JEW...

I'M SURE THERE AREGREAT JEWISH LOVERS

BUT JEWISH FOREPLAY... AND WHILEI'M IN THE ACT I'M GOING

"OOH, TAKE ME,WANT ME, LICK ME."

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,"IS THAT A BOIL?

WHAT IS THAT,A BOIL ON YOUR NECK?"

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

IT TAKES AWAY SOMEOF THE HEAT FROM ME.

( scattered laughter )

BUT I DON'T KNOW,I JUST, I DON'T KNOW...

WHEN I'M MAKING LOVE

I MEAN, I'M IN THERAPY, SO I'MGOING TO TRY TO FEEL BETTER

BUT DURING INTERCOURSE,I LITERALLY SAY TO MY LOVER

"ARE YOU SURE THISISN'T BOTHERING YOU?

BECAUSE IF IT IS..."

AND THEN IF SHE LUCKILY

I HOPE, I PRAY,HAS AN ORGASM, I SAY

"DON'T BLAME ME,DON'T BLAME ME!"

AND IF I HAVE AN ORGASM--

THIS IS THE THINGTHAT'S REALLY DISGUSTING

IF I HAVE AN ORGASM...

AND YOU KNOW, SUPPOSEDLY,YOU SHOULD SHRIEK.

I FEEL YOU SHOULD SHRIEKDURING AN ORGASM.

I FEEL THIS IS THE '90s.

IT'S THE '90s,THE DECADE OF THE SHRIEK

AND I GO, "OOH, I'M SORRY!"

THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM, BUT...

ANYWAY THAT'S MY PROBLEM.