Acid Trip Plans

  • Season 3, Ep 1
  • 05/29/2012
  • Views: 233,840

Ders's first business trip gets in the way of his plans to drop acid with Adam and Blake. (1:43)

- CHECK IT OUT, DUDE.

THIS IS MY GOD STATION.

C-DOUBLE-O-D, GOD.

- VERY LATINO.- THAT SPELLED "GOOD."

- YEAH, I HEARD,WHEN PEOPLE TRIP,

THEY, LIKE, TALK TO GODOR WHATEVER.

WONDER IF GOD'S A CHICK,DUDE.

BIG OL' TITTIES!- YEAH!

- BIG OL' GOD TITTIES!

- BLAH.- YEAH.

- LIKE, ONES THAT YOUMUST RESPECT.

- ABSOLUTELY.- ALSO MADE A LIST OF QUESTIONS

SHE'S PROBABLY GONNAWANT TO ASK ME.

- WELL, ADAM, HOW MANY GIRLSHAVE YOU SLEPT WITH?

- WHOA! YOU THINKYOU'RE GOD, BRO?

- HUH?- YOU'RE NOT GOD, BRO!

YOU CAN'T ASK ME THAT.- SORRY.

- I'VE HAD SEX WITH FIVE.

JUST KIDDING.100, RIGHT?

[both laugh][softly] FIVE.

- YEAH, I'M JUST TRYINGTO SEE SOMETHING

WAY MORE REAL THAN GOD,LIKE...A DRAGON.

THAT'D BE SWEET.

- OH, THAT'S BLASPHEMOUS.I'M SORRY.

- OH! HEY, DERS, BUD!

HERE'S YOUR COLLAR.

- NO CAN DO, GUYS.

ALICE JUST BUZZED MY CELLY

AND WANTS ME TO JOIN HERIN WEST COVINA

FOR A BUSINESS CONVENTION.

- THEN YOU EXPLAIN TO HERTHAT YOU CAN'T,

BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING ACIDWITH US, RIGHT?

- WE'RE DOING DRUGS, WE'RE DOINGA LOT OF DRUGS TOGETHER.

- GUYS...COME ON.

THIS IS KIND OFA BIG DEAL FOR ME.

IT'S MY FIRST BUSINESS TRIP,RIGHT?

I'M LIKE STEVE MARTININ THAT JOHN CANDY MOVIE.

- I THOUGHT YOU WANTEDTO BE LIKE STEVE JOBS

AND DO A BUNCH OF ACIDWITH US.

- STEVE JOBS, RIGHT?CREATED APPLE.

GREAT COMPANY.

BUT THEN HE LEFTAND CREATED PIXAR,

WHICH IS WAY BETTER,THEN HE CAME BACK TO APPLE,

MADE THAT WAY BETTER.

WE GOT iPADS, iPHONES,ALL SORTS OF STUFF.

LET ME GO CREATEMY PIXAR.

THEN I'LL COME BACK AND WE'LLDROP iPHONES, OKAY?

- I HAVE NO IDEA WHATANY OF THAT STUFF MEANT.

- NO.- AM I PIXAR?

WE ARE DOING ACID TOGETHER,DUDE!

[buzzing and screaming]

- [high-pitched screaming]

- OH! OH, GOD!

- OKAY, HELP ME OUT.- OKAY, GET THIS OFF.

- HELP ME OUT.- OKAY.

- WISH ME LUCK!

- WE ARE DOING ACID TOGETHER

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