Fic Pics - One Direction, One Cup

  • Season 1 , Ep 01010
  • 01/21/2014
  • Views: 1,654

The panel explores the strange world of fan fiction to determine which celebrity each author is writing about. (2:40)

ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR OUR

NEXT GAME, FIC PICS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

FAN FICTION, IS THERE ANYTHING

IT CANNOT DO EXCEPT MAKE ME THE

NEXT DOCTOR?

DAMNED YOU, CAPALDI!

ALL RIGHT, I AM GOING TO READ

YOU GUYS SOME FAN FICTION AND

FOR 250 POINTS, I WANT YOU

TO TELL ME WHO STARS IN SAID

FAN FICTION.

ALL RIGHT.

SO THIS FIRST ONE, IS IT CLINT

EASTWOOD OR MITT ROMNEY?

HE WORE A MOHAWK OF A WIG, A

$20,000 POLISHED LEATHER SADDLE

OVER HIS BACK, AND A PLUG

STUFFED INTO HIS BACKSIDE THAT

GAVE HIM A BEAUTIFUL ARCHING

TAIL.

HE REARED UP ONTO HIS HIND LEGS,

REVEALING THE HORSELIKE

MANHOOD ON HIS UNDERSIDE.

(GROANS)

YES, WEIRD AL.

>> THAT'S THE MITT ROMNEY I

KNOW.

>> Chris: YES!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THERE'S THE ROMNEY/PAUL SLASH

PIC.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE.

CARROT TOP OR ONE DIRECTION?

IS THIS CARROT TOP OR ONE

DIRECTION?

YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH

ALONG WITH HIM.

HE IS COVERED IN RED SPLOTCHES

AND YOU LOOK DOWN AT YOUR OWN

BODY TO FIND THAT YOU ARE AS

WELL.

YES, SCOTT AUKERMAN.

>> THAT IS CARROT TOP, THE RED

SPLOTCHES.

>> Chris: NO, ONE DIRECTION.

>> WHAT?!

>> Chris: I DON'T KNOW.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I'M SORRY, AL.

ARE YOU OKAY?

ARE YOU OKAY?

BRIAN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> I AM ALL RIGHT.

CHANGE THE GRAPHIC, I'M

ALL RIGHT.

>> Chris: WHAT IS WRONG WITH

FIVE YOUNG HANDSOME...

>> CHANGE THE GRAPHIC!

>> Chris: WHAT GRAPHIC ARE

YOU REFERRING TO?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

TALKING ABOUT.

>> LOOK BEHIND YOU.

>> THE REMOTE IS AROUND HERE

SOMEWHERE TO GET RID OF THIS

WONDERFUL GRAPHIC.

>> IT'S SNEAKING UP ON YOU.

>> BURN IT WITH FIRE!

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: THERE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, HERE IS THE

NEXT ONE.

WEIRD AL OR CHRIS HARDWICK?

WEIRD AL OR CHRIS HARDWICK?

>> ONE OF THE GIRLS STARTED

CARESSING HIS CHEEK AND

HER AFFECTION WAS REWARDED BY

A NASTY SWAT AS IF A FLY HAD

LANDED ON HIS FACE.

"COOL IT, BABY.

AFTER THE SHOW,

IF YOU'RE LUCKY."

>> THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME,

SO I'M GOING TO SAY ME.

>> Chris: YES, THAT HAPPENED TO

WEIRD AL.

THERE IT IS, THAT FAN FICTION.

DOCUMENTARY.

(APPLAUSE)

"MY STALLONIA"?

COME ON, GUYS.

>> "STALLIONA," PLEASE.

>> Chris: I'M SORRY.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, STALLONA

IS YOU RIDING STALLONE.

>> THAT WAS THE FOLLOWUP.

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