Lisa Landry - Inappropriate

  • Season 11 , Ep 8
  • 02/01/2007
  • Views: 16,060

Lisa's husband gets sex tips from HBO. (1:26)

BUT IT'S HARD NOT TO CHEAT. THERE'S A LOTTA HOT ASS

- ON MYSPACE.- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BUT MY HUSBAND THE BRANIAC, HE ALWAYS HAS A SOLUTION.

HE'S LIKE, "YOU'RE REALLY BORED AND I'M REALLY BORED.

WE'RE GONNA SPICE UP OUR SEX LIFE.

I SAW A SHOW ON HBO. I HAVE A SOLUTION.

I'M GONNA GO OUT ANDBRING US HOME A HOOKER."

I TOLD HIM, "YOU ARE NOT BRINGING HOME A HOOKER. THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE."

THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA WATCH MY HUSBAND HAVE SEX

WITH ANOTHER WOMAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

AND THEN SHE GETS PAID CASH FOR IT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

UH-UH. AND THEN SHE GETS TO LEAVE?

I DON'T THINK SO, HOOKER. YOU'RE GONNA SIT DOWN

AND LISTEN TO HIM TALK FOR HALF AN HOUR.

THE KEYS GO IN THE KEY BOWL. PUT THE KEYS IN THE KEY BOWL.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

YOU'RE GONNA EARN THAT MONEY, HO.

Y'ALL BEEN A LOTTA FUN. THANKS FOR COMING TONIGHT.

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