Wyatt Cenac - Frequent Flyer Smiles

  • Season 3 , Ep 1
  • 07/20/2012
  • Views: 17,631

Wyatt Cenac travels by himself a lot because he is an adult. (2:13)

OVER THE SUMMER I TOOK A FLIGHT,AND I GOT TO BOARD EARLY

BECAUSE I WAS TRAVELINGWITH SMALL CHILDREN,

SASHA AND MALIA HERE.

SH, GO TO SLEEP, GIRLS,GO TO SLEEP.

(laughter)

I FLY A LOT,AND I TRAVEL A LOT BY MYSELF

BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT.

BUT I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS DREAMTHAT I'D FLY ONE TIME

AND SIT NEXT TOA REALLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,

AND WE'D HIT IT OFF,AND I DON'T KNOW,

LIKE, GET MARRIEDAS THE PLANE LANDS,

OR AT THE VERY LEASTJUST PLAY WORDS WITH FRIENDS,

MAKE A BLANKET FORT,AND THEN DO IT,

BUT NOT IN THE BATHROOM,IN OUR SEATS,

AND THE AIR MARSHALIS COOL WITH IT

'CAUSE HE REALIZESWHAT WE HAVE IS SPECIAL.

ON THIS PARTICULAR FLIGHT,

THE ACTRESSMAGGIE GYLLENHAAL BOARDED

AND STARTED MAKINGHER WAY TOWARDS ME,

AND IF THIS WAS A MOVIEABOUT AN INTERRACIAL COUPLE

THAT FALLS IN LOVE WHILECROSSING A CONTINENTAL DIVIDE

AND A CULTURE DIVIDE,

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL WOULD STARIN THAT MOVIE,

'CAUSE LET'S FACE IT,THAT'S AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE.

(laughter)

ANGELINA JOLIE IS NOT GONNABE IN "FREQUENT FLYER SMILES."

THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.

IT'S NOT A MOVIE,

SO MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL DOESN'TWIND UP SITTING NEXT TO ME,

BUT INSTEAD,SITS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME,

WHICH I DID THINK ABOUT TAPPINGAROUND THE SHOULDER

AND BEING LIKE,"HEY, MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL,

YOU DON'T KNOW ME,

BUT MAYBE YOU'D LIKETO SIT NEXT TO ME?

WE COULD TALK ABOUT BATMAN.

AND WHAT ELSE?

BATMAN...

OOH, AND THAT NAKED SECRETARYMOVIE YOU DID.

WAS THAT YOUOR WAS THAT A BODY DOUBLE?

QUESTION, MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL,

DO YOU HONOR YOUR MARRIAGE VOWSABOVE 20,000 FEET

OR WILL YOU BEMY SKY GIRLFRIEND?"

SHE WAS NOT MY SKY GIRLFRIEND.

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