#HashtagWars - #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie

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Kurt Braunohler, Fortune Feimster and Moshe Kasher give movies a "Star Wars"-infused upgrade. (2:30)

And now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.


This week marks the releaseof Rogue One: A Star Wars Story,

and it's... (bleep) awesome!

Uh, I saw it the other night.

The theater went ape (bleep).

It's (bleep) great!

I would put it up therewith Empire.

-With Empire? -Yes!

-Not Cookie!-No. I'm telling you...

-They don't have a characterlike Cookie. -Yeah. Yeah.

-HARDWICK: Yeah. It's...-Cookie doesn't play. Okay.

That was the... that wasthe Empi I was talking about.

-No.-Is there another Empire?

No, there's... Yeah, yeah,there's The Empire Strikes Back.

That's the only onethat matters.

Oh, Empire Strikes... Oh, Empire... Okay.

-Yeah.-Yeah, that's white boy (bleep).

-I don't (bleep) with that.-Yeah, okay, all right.

-(applause, whooping)-Yeah.

Uh, I was lucky enoughto go to the premiere.

Here I am, leaving my wifeto marry the movie.

There I am...

right there.

See? Right now?

Uh, X-Wing, ex-wife.

-Uh, right there.-(laughter)

Rogue One. I'm kidding!

Honey, I'm kidding!

Please don't leave me!You're the only ever good thing

that ever happened to mein my life!

-All right.-(laughter)

Rogue One was so good itmade me think that every movie

would be betterwith a little Star Wars in it,

and that's why tonight's hashtagis #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie.

-Uh... -Ooh.-(laughter)

Yes, There's Something About Chewie. Uh...

-(laughter) -R2 Fast D2 Furious

would beanother example of this.

Let's put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Kurt. -Luke Who's Talking.

-Yes, points!-(laughter, applause)

-Fortune. -Dude, Where's My Tauntaun?

-Yeah, points.-(laughter)

-Moshe. -La La Lando Calrissian.


-Kurt. -12 Parsecs a Slave.


-Moshe. -A League of Their Own 2:

The Umpire Strikes Back.


-Fortune. -A Death Star Is Born.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

-Kurt. -The Girl with the Dragon Tatooine.

-Points!-(laughter, applause)

-Moshe. -One Flew Over the Dooku's Nest.


-Kurt. -American History X-Wing.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

-Moshe. -How Stella Got Her Empire Strikes Back.

-Points.-(laughter, cheers)

-Fortune. -Luke, I Am Your Godfather.

-Yes, points!-(laughter, applause)

-Moshe. -There Is No Try,

Do or Do Not Another Teen Movie.

-All right.-(chatter, laughter)

(bleep) you, too!

(bleeping) comedy industry!

-Very contentious.-You think this is easy?!

Moshe Kasher having some wordswith the audience

out on the field.