Carol Leifer - Nude Beach

  • Season 7 , Ep 7
  • 03/20/2003
  • Views: 5,696

Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked. (1:01)

OH, THIS IS FUN.

I WENT TO A NUDE BEACH

FOR THE FIRST TIME.

(APPLAUSE)

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

YOU EVER BEEN TO A NUDE BEACH?

THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ALL SEXY

AND HOT.

OH, MY GOD, WHAT A FLABBER FEST.

(LAUGHTER)

EVERYBODY WHO SHOULDN'T BE NAKED

IS NAKED.

DIDN'T WANNA MAKE ME TAKE OFF

MY CLOTHES, MADE ME WANNA TAKE

OUT MY CONTACTS.

(LAUGHTER)

YEAH.

HOW SHOULD I PUT THIS?

WHALES WERE PUSHING PEOPLE

BACK IN THE WATER.

(LAUGHTER)

AND I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH

YOU GUYS IN THE AUDIENCE.

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE LYING THERE

AND YOU'RE RELAXED BEACH MODE...

NOT YOUR BEST SIDE.

UH-UH.

IT'S LIKE NICE HAM AND EGGS

YOU GOT THERE, JIM.

(LAUGHTER)

WANNA THROW THOSE BACK IN

THE SKILLET AND TAKE 'EM OUT

WHEN THEY'RE FULLY COOKED?

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