Vigilante jus-- You knowit's against the law
to let your dog go to thebathroom and not scoop it?
In New York,that's against the law,
and there's a lot oflawbreakers in my neighborhood,
'cause there's little landminesof dog poopy everywhere.
You know what I installed--"One man neighborhood watch."
Some people will callit a "peeping tom."
I call it "one manneighborhood watch."
I hide in the grassy knoll--I wait for an offender.
See somebody offend--I don't say anything.
Man of action--I run out.
I scoop it--I throw it at them.
You should see thelook on their face when
their own negligence is comingat them at high speeds.
Then, I say somethin'very vigilante, like,
"you've just beenpotty trained, bitch-- Snap!"
Then, I run into the woodslike the Incredible Hulk.
I wake up two hours later,naked and flexing,
like a youngLou Ferrigno.
Thank you,People over 30.