Defending Your Tweet - Pete Holmes & Abby Elliott

Season 1 , Ep 9 04/16/13 Views: 16,356

Abby Elliott celebrates her American heritage, and Pete Holmes reveals his secret profession. (1:50)

TAKE ITS LAST STEPS.

IT'S "DEFENDING YOUR TWEET."

YOU TWEETED IT.

NOW I'M GONNA READ IT

AND ASK YOU TO DEFEND ITIN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE.

ABBY, LET'S START WITH YOU.- YEAH.

- ON JULY 4TH,YOU TWEETED...

[cheers and applause]

YEAH.

- NOW, I--- ABBY, DEFEND YOUR TWEET.

- WELL, I THINK THAT THISWAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

'CAUSE I WAS SMOKING WEEDIN A LOT OF OTHER PLACES TOO.

- OH.- NOT JUST MY CIVIC.

- THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.- MM-HMM.

- I'M GONNA ALLOW THATAS A DEFENSE OF YOUR TWEET,

BUT I DON'T THINK YOU KNOWWHAT "OUT OF CONTEXT" MEANS.

NOW, PETE,ON FEBRUARY 14TH--

THIS ISA VALENTINE'S DAY TWEET,

SO YOU KNOWIT'S GONNA BE EXTRA SAD--

YOU TWEETED...

PETE HOLMES,DEFEND YOUR TWEET.

- UH, YOU KNOW, ANTHONY,I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA

BELIEVE THIS,BUT I ACTUALLY AM A BOOKIE.

SO I FLIPPED IT AND KIND OFWROTE FROM THE PERSPECTIVE

OF THE GUYWHOSE LEGS I BREAK.

- OKAY.- YOU KNOW, I'M A GOOD BOOKIE.

NOBODY SUSPECTS THE GUY THATLOOKS LIKE LESBIAN VAL KILMER.

[laughter]

- IT MAKES SENSE.

IT MAKES SENSETHAT YOU'RE A BOOKIE

'CAUSE I WAS WONDERINGTHIS WHOLE TIME

HOW YOU COULDPOSSIBLY MAKE YOUR LIVING.

BUT THANK YOU GUYS BOTH

FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT.- THAT WAS SO--

- BE SURE TO CHECK OUTPETE'S HOUR SPECIAL,

NICE TRY, THE DEVIL,

PREMIERING MAY 12THON COMEDY CENTRAL.

AND SEE ABBY ON AN UPCOMINGEPISODE OF INSIDE AMY SCHUMER,

WHICH PREMIERESTUESDAY, APRIL 30TH,

ON COMEDY CENTRAL.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACKWITH MORE SHOW.

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