Franklyn Ajaye - Celibacy

Kevin Rooney & Franklyn Ajaye Season 1, Ep 14 02/24/1992 Views: 8,918

With AIDS, now the word "celibacy" is actually a word people use. (2:26)

OH, MAN.

WE'RE LIVING IN SOME REALLYINTERESTING TIMES, YOU KNOW

ROMANTICALLY, SEXUALLY.

YOU KNOW, WITH AIDS OUT NOWYOU GOT TO THINK ABOUT CELIBACY.

RIGHT?

YOU KNOW, THERE'S A WORD

THAT WAS DESTINED TO SPENDITS WHOLE LIFE UNUSED

JUST LIVING IN THEDICTIONARY, RIGHT?

NOBODY LOOKING IT UP.

( laughter )

YOU KNOW?

AND I'M SURE THATWEBSTER'S DEBATED YEARLY

WHETHER TO KEEP "CELIBACY"IN THE DICTIONARY.

"WHEN WAS THE LAST TIMEIT WAS LOOKED UP?"

BUT NOW, MAN, YOU GOTTO THINK ABOUT IT.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE...

I THINK WOMEN SEEMTO HANDLE CELIBACY BETTER.

THEY'RE VERY NONCHALANTABOUT IT.

"OH, YOU KNOW,I HAVEN'T MADE LOVE

"IN ABOUT THREE OR FOUR MONTHS

"AND, YOU KNOW, I REALLYHAVEN'T MISSED IT.

BEEN DOING A LOTOF HORSEBACK RIDING."

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT?

I WENT DOWN TO THE STABLES,CHECKED IT OUT.

I SAID, "HEY, MAN,HOW'S BUSINESS, MAN?"

"BOOMING, JACK.

BOOMING."

"THE WOMEN, MAN-- THEYJUST PUT THEM WALKMANS ON

AND RIDE OFF, BROTHER."

HANG OUT AT THE, UH...AT THE, UH, STABLES, MAN.

WHOA, SEX DRIVE IS VERY STRONG.

BUT, YOU KNOW,GOD MADE IT STRONG.

THAT'S WHY THE BATTLE BETWEENSEX AND CELIBACY IS SO TOUGH

BECAUSE HE CREATEDTHE SEX DRIVE.

HE WAS UP THERE WORKING.

"SAY, GABRIEL, I WANT YOU TO...I NEED SOME HELP.

"GO OVER THERE AND HAND ME

ABOUT 30 OF THOSESUPERSENSITIVE NERVE ENDINGS."

"30? WOW!

"WHAT YOU WORKING ON, GOD?

"YOU ONLY PUT SIXIN THE WHOLE ASS.

WHAT YOU WORKING ON?"

OKAY?

"WORKING ON THE SEX DRIVE,THE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM.

"THIS IS GOING TO GUARANTEETHERE'S GOING TO BE PEOPLE, MAN

"THROUGH ARGUMENTS, THROUGHNOT TALKING TO EACH OTHER.

"I GOT TO MAKE THIS FEELTOO GOOD FOR PEOPLE TO GIVE UP.

"THAT'S RIGHT.

"IN FACT, HAND MEABOUT TEN MORE.

I WANT THEMCALLING OUT MY NAME."