Vagina Protest & Unwanted Orgasms

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 09/04/2012
  • Views: 15,217

Natasha Leggero, Anthony Jeselnik and Todd Glass join Jeff Ross to burn a protest of giant vaginas and a woman afflicted with unwanted orgasms. (4:00)

[LAUGHTER]

>> AND WHAT IS NEXT?

>> WOMEN'S GROUP CODE PINK IS

PROTESTING OUTSIDE THE GOP

DRESSED AS GIANT VAGINAS.

THEY SAY IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THE

WAR ON WOMEN.

>> I'M WEARING A BEAUTIFUL

ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION OF A

SACRED AND SPECIAL PART OF A

WOMAN'S BODY, THE VAGINA.

>> THANK YOU FLORIST THE

PATORIST.

>> THEY LOOK LIKE EXTRAS IN A

STAR TREK PORN PARODY.

>> CODE PINK, I'M ON YOUR SIDE

BUT THIS IS NOT THE WAY YOU WIN

THE WAR ON WOMEN.

WHY WOULD ANYBODY DRESS UP IN A

CRAZY COSTUME TO GET ATTENTION?

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

>> WAIT.

WAS THAT FOR ATTENTION?

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY

JOKES.

[LAUGHTER]

>> NO, THE ONLY REASON I CAN DO

THAT IS BECAUSE I HAVE JOKES.

>> IF THEY WANTED TO SCARE THE

REPUBLICANS, THEY SHOULD HAVE

DRESSED AS MEXICAN VAGINAS.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

>> MEN ARE TELLING US WE CAN'T

HAVE ABORTIONS.

MEN STARTED WARS.

THE WORST THING A WOMAN HAS EVER

DONE IS [BLEEP] FLAV-A-FLAV.

[LAUGHTER]

>> LOOK, THESE WOMEN WITH THE

BIRTH CONTROL --

[LAUGHTER]

-- IT SHOULDN'T BE A CHOICE BUT

LOOKING AT THESE WOMEN.

IT SHOULD BE MANDATORY.

[LAUGHTER]

>> THE ONE GROUP THAT HASN'T

WEIGHED IN IS RAPE BABIES.

ANTHONY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> YOU THINK I'M A RAPE BABY?

>> YEAH.

>> MY MOM WAS ASKING FOR IT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> NICE.

>> JUST TO BE CLEAR, MITT ROMNEY

DOES SAY IF YOU'RE RAPED BY A

HOMELESS PERSON WHO IS ALSO YOUR

BROTHER, YOU DO HAVE TO KEEP THE

BABY.

>> BUT ONLY IN THAT CASE.

>> I MEAN, JOKES ASIDE, WE SAID

UNDERSTAND WHAT?

>> WHERE THE [BLEEP] ARE WE?

>> IT'S AN IMPORTANT ISSUE AS A

WOMAN.

I CARE ABOUT IT.

>> THAT'S THE NAME OF TODD'S ONE

MAN SHOW.

>> TAKE YOUR LITTLE [BLEEP],

ROSS.

>> THANKS, TODD.

HEY --

>> YOU MOTHER [BLEEP].

HE'S READING MY --

>>

[LAUGHTER]

.

>> GO AHEAD.

>> PLUS, AREN'T TALKING VAGINAS

WHAT MEN WANT ANYWAY?

[LAUGHTER]

>> YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS.

[LAUGHTER]

>> WHAT IS NEXT, ED?

[LAUGHTER]

>> THERE'S A WOMAN IN NEW JERSEY

SUFFERING FROM A RARE MEDICAL

CONDITION WHICH CAUSES HER TO

HAVE HUNDREDS OF UNWANTED

ORGASMS.

>> WOW!

>> PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S B-ROLL

FOOTAGE OF THIS.

[LAUGHTER]

>> HOW MANY ORGASMS HAVE YOU HAD

IN A DAY?

WHAT IS THE MOST YOU CAN HAVE?

>> SERIOUSLY.

>> LATELY?

>> YEAH.

>> PRETEND YOUR DAD IS NOT HERE.

>> DON'T WORRY.

>> HE THINKS HE'S AT THE SALLY

JESSIE RAFEAL SHOW.

[LAUGHTER]

>> ANTHONY, ARE YOU OKAY?

>> I THINK I'M DOING THE BEST

HERE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU, I FEEL

LIKE I'M ABOUT TO GET

RICK-ROLLED.

♪♪

[LAUGHTER]

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