Dat Phan - Pregnancy Scare

  • Season 8 , Ep 2
  • 01/29/2004
  • Views: 14,190

Dat Phan doesn't trust pregnancy tests. (0:42)

YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY.

I KNEW THAT COMEDY WAS THE THING

FOR ME BECAUSE IT'S A REAL

STRESS RELIEVER, YOU KNOW?

FOR EXAMPLE, ME AND MY

GIRLFRIEND, WE GOT HOME

PREGNANCY TESTS AND THEY CAME

OUT POSITIVE.

[SILENCE]

THANK YOU.

YOU GUYS ARE A VERY WARM CROWD.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I WAS JUST--

[THICK ASIAN ACCENT]

TOO LATE, TOO LATE.

I WAS EXPECTING A ROUND OF

APPLAUSE.

INSTEAD I GET THIS,

"RUN, DAT PHAN, RUN.

SWIM BACK TO VIETNAM.

GO NOW.

THERE'S NO CHILD SUPPORT BEHIND

THE PALM TREES.

JUST GO."

[LAUGHTER]

BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY TRUST

HOW ACCURATE THOSE THINGS ARE,

YOU KNOW?

SO I PEED IN THE CUP AGAIN.

[LAUGHTER]

AND IT STILL CAME OUT POSITIVE.

I'M JUST KIDDING.

NOBODY'S PREGNANT.

I JUST...

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