Todd Glass - Bouncer Spanking

  • Season 5 , Ep 16
  • 10/14/2001
  • Views: 3,706

If you want to teach a rowdy college kid a lesson, you give him a spanking. (1:55)

TOUR.

ALWAYS LIKE DOING THE COLLEGE

SHOWS.

DO WE HAVE COLLEGE STUDENTS

HERE?

(CHEERS FROM AUDIENCE)

WHAT COLLEGE DO YOU GO TO, SIR?

FORDHAM?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

JOHN.

BRING JOHN UP HERE, I GOT TO

SHOW EVERYBODY SOMETHING.

GIVE JOHN A LITTLE SOME...

GIVE JOHN A LITTLE MUSIC.

COME ON, JOHN.

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS)

(APPLAUSE)

AH, JOHN, GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE.

HOW ARE YOU?

COME ON OVER HERE, JOHN.

COME ON OVER HERE.

YOUR NAME'S JOHN?

CAN I CALL YA JA FOR SHORT?

HA, HA, HA, HA.

SHUT UP.

ALL RIGHT.

EATIN' INTO MY TIME HERE.

UH, YOU GO TO WHAT'S THE SCHOOL?

>> JOHN: FORDHAM UNIVERSITY.

>> TODD: FORDHAM UNIVERSITY.

A VERY GOOD SCHOOL.

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

WHAT I NOTICE, WHEN I DO THESE

COLLEGE SHOWS, THEY TAKE YOU OUT

AFTERWARDS AND THE BOUNCERS ARE

THE SAME WHEN I WENT TO COLLEGE.

WHICH IS AMAZING BECAUSE I NEVER

WENT TO COLLEGE.

BUT FOR THIS BIT, AH, THEY THROW

THE KIDS OUT.

THEY'RE ROUGH ON THEM.

YOU'VE SEEN COLLEGE BOUNCERS.

THEY'RE LIKE, GET OUTTA HERE.

THAT DOESN'T TEACH A STUDENT

A LESSON.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TEACH

A KID A LESSON, YOU HAVE TO DO

SOMETHING THAT'S A LITTLE

DIFFERENT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

IF A BOUNCER DID THIS TO A

COLLEGE STUDENT, IT WOULD FREAK

THEM OUT OKAY.

SO HERE WE GO, TURN SIDEWAYS,

JOHNNY.

IS THERE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO SAY

"HI" TO ON NATIONAL TV?

OKAY.

SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

(LAUGHTER)

PLEASE.

YOU KNOW, I GOT A FEW OTHER

PLUGS, I GOTTA MAKE MYSELF HERE.

SO I'M GONNA SAY LEAVE THOSE

LADIES ALONE, RIGHT?

YOU GO, I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.

ALL RIGHT?

WHAT IF A COLLEGE BOUNCER DID

THIS, IT WOULD FREAK YOU OUT?

I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME

YOUNG MAN, LEAVE THOSE LADIES

ALONE.

JOHN>> I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.

TODD>> OH, YOU WILL, YOU KNOW

WHAT?

MAYBE YOU'LL START ACTING LIKE A

GENTLEMAN.

GO SIT DOWN.

GO AHEAD.

(APPLAUSE)

YOU SEE THAT?

THAT'S JUST WEIRD.

BECAUSE IF YOU'RE AN ADULT

AND SOMEONE HITS YOU, YOU KNOW,

JOHN, YOU'RE A BIG GUY,

YOU'D CLOCK ME BACK, YA KNOW.

BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO KNOW?

HEY, THAT GUY SPANKED ME,

LET'S GET HIM GIRLS.

(LAUGHTER)

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