for coming to the show,ladies and gentlemen.
I am having the best week.
The other night, I went outon a date with a guy,
said he didn't like womenwho were fragile or vulnerable.
So I stabbed him.
I think he'll call again.
And I just got back from
my three-year-old nephew'sbirthday party, you know.
And for his birthday, my sister,she gets him a piñata.
Because apparently, at three,
he wasn't breaking enough thingsaround the house.
She wants to blindfold himand hand him a bat.
I'm not allowed over anymore,'cause I kept going,
"Hey, Evan, I bet there's candyin that lamp over there.
"Oh, too bad.
Try the dog."
See, I thought that was funny.
My sister didn't thinkit was funny at all.
In fact,she yelled at me, she goes,
"You knowwhat your problem is, Karen?
You think like a man."
So I said,
"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."
And then I made hersmell my socks.