Rapid Refresh - Based on a True Story

  • Season 1 , Ep 01008
  • 01/16/2014
  • Views: 843

Paul F. Tompkins, Jen Kirkman and Mike Lawrence figure out which IMDb review of "Captain Phillips" is real and learn about the latest Vine trend. (2:13)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNET

HEADLINES, IT'S "RAPID REFRESH".

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ IN

WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100

POINTS.

OSCAR NOMINATIONS CAME OUT TODAY

AND IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT

"CAPTAIN PHILLIPS" WAS

NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE.

NOW, I WOULD LIKE YOU GUYS TO

REMEMBER THAT "CAPTAIN PHILLIPS"

IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

AND NOT IN THE (BLEEP) WAY THAT

SOME FOUND FOOTAGE HORROR FILM

SAYS "BASED ON A TRUE STORY" BUT

IT'S NOT A TRUE STORY.

"CAPTAIN PHILLIPS" ACTUALLY

HAPPENED.

SO WHICH ONE OF THE FOLLOWING IS

A REAL REVIEW OF THE MOVIE ON

IMDB?

IS IT A) IF THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO

BE A SEQUEL TO "CASTAWAY" IT DID

NOT WORK AT ALL.

B) FAKE AND GAY.

"PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN" MUCH

MORE REALISTIC.

C) THIS MOVIE SHOULD HAVE BEEN

SET ON A SPACESHIP.

AND WHY COULDN'T THE TERRORISTS

BE WHITE?

MIKE LAWRENCE?

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH C.

I DID NOT PAY TO SEE THE MOVIE

BUT I DID SOMALI PIRATE IT.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: OH, WELL PLAYED.

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS C.

100 POINTS TO MIKE LAWRENCE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

DO YOU HAVE AN OSCAR WATCHING

TRADITION?

>> ME AND MY FAMILY WE BUILD A

TENT IN THE BACK YARD.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT.

MOVING FROM THE HARDWOODS TO THE

HALLWAYS, THE HOT TREND ON VINE

TODAY IS LEBRONING.

IN WHICH LEBRON JAMES-IMITATING

TEENS ARE FILMED DOING WHAT?

A) SNEAKING UP FROM BEHIND TO

SWAT SOMEONE'S LUNCH.

B) BARELY GRAZING A PASSERBY AND

THEN FLOPPING ON THE GROUND.

C) CLAPPING UP A HUGE CLOUD OF

BABY POWDER IN CLASS.

YES, JEN KIRKMAN?

>> I THINK IT'S A, SNEAKING UP

FROM BEHIND TO SWAT SOMEONE'S

LUNCH BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T THINK

IT WOULD BE A AGAIN BUT I KNOW

HOW IT WORKS.

>> Chris: OH!

WELL, I'M AFRAID YOU OVERTHOUGHT

THAT TOO MUCH, LISA SIMPSON.

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS B, BARELY

GRAZING A PASSERBY.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A WHAT THAT

PHENOMENON LOOKS LIKE.

THERE'S THAT.

AND THERE'S THAT.

AND THERE'S THAT.

(LAUGHTER)

I GUESS IT'S SO HE CAN GET THE

FOUL IN BASKETBALL.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT

TAKING A SHOT AT LEBRON JAMES.

SO WHEN YOU TWEET AT ME ABOUT

"HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?"

I DON'T WATCH SPORTS SO I

DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP).

JUST SAVE IT.

SAVE IT.

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