John Mulaney - Tall Child

John Mulaney: New in Town Season 1, Ep 101 01/28/2012 Views: 70,266

Unlike a lot of guys his age, John Mulaney feels like he's becoming more like his mom every day. (0:52)

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AND I'M VERY EXCITEDABOUT THAT.

I WAS HOPING BY NOWTHAT I WOULD LOOK OLDER

BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

I DON'T LOOK OLDER,I JUST LOOK WORSE, I THINK.

HONESTLY, WHEN I'M WALKINGDOWN THE STREET,

NO ONE'S EVER LIKE"HEY! LOOK AT THAT MAN."

I THINK THEY'RE JUST LIKE

"WHOA! THAT TALL CHILDLOOKS TERRIBLE."

GET SOME REST, TALL CHILD.

YOU CAN'T KEEP BURNINGTHE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS.

A LOT OF GUYS MY AGE,

I'LL HEAR THEM SAY THIS--THEY GO,

"EVERY DAY I THINK I'M BECOMINGMORE LIKE MY DAD."

I THINK I'M BECOMINGMORE LIKE MY MOM

BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING THAT SHOW ACCESS HOLLYWOOD

AND ONE OF THE REPORTERS SAID,

"UP NEXT, WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVEINTERVIEW WITH SANDRA BULLOCK'S

FORMER HUSBAND JESSE JAMES."

AND OUT LOUD, I WENT"UGH, THIS OUGHTA BE GOOD!"

THAT'S PURE MOM.